To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
“I hope you find someone who knows how to love you when you are sad.”
— (via bled)
Clear your mind here
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I splash on your 🙊 with the water 🌊