I'm going to kill a dog...

Unpopular opinion: Enchantress is freaking amazing!!! I love Harley Quinn and all but seriously Enchantress is awesome! If I could, I'd probably dress up as Enchantress for Halloween!

Me on a cooking competition show

Me: I love my rabbit. Friend: wait aren't you allergic? Me: what? no! My lungs and eyes bug me that's all. Friend: ... Me: if you ask me my body is just over reacting. Friend: you're allergic to rabbits. Me: *hold my rabbit in my lap then dramatically sobs: I know...

My mom vs Drivers

My mom just told me to "sit on it and twirl" I had to look at her straight in the face without laughing, blushing, and giving any clue as to that I knew what she meant.

Want to see a grown woman throw a fit?

Just tell my mom no, I don't know, or maybe. Works every time.

Me meeting band members

Pokemon Go... with my mom

Yeah, that awkward...

I'm so socially awkward that my mom said happy birthday to me and I said it back. What's even worse is that I told her I thought she was my twin sister because is was "half asleep".

If you ever feel like you are having the worst day ever and things are just not falling into place, remember that one time I ordered something and it got delivered to Texas and I live in California and that I don't know anyone in Texas.

STORY TIME: Twenty One Pilots

Twenty one pilots had a Implicit Demand For Proof because they didn’t want to Fall Away. The Pantaloon that I once knew was an Addict With A Pen who once said,” Friend, Please stay with me as I March To The Sea.” then I said,” wait Johnny Boy, here comes the Oh Ms Believer along with my Air Catcher.” But then she fell through a Trappe door. Her life was simple like A Car, A Torch, A Death. Then came my Taxi Cab. But then i said,” Before You Start Your Day here comes a Isle Of Flightless Birds.” Regional At Best I once thought I had Guns For Hands but that was till I found myself Holding On To You. Ode To Sleep for I want to wake up in Slowtown but then i heard a Car Radio coming from the Forest where I once saw Glowing Eyes. Then I remembered the Kitchen Sink that was once Anathema but now looking back it was quite Lovely. Like Ruby as she stayed up into the Trees and told me to Be Concerned. But it was Clear to me now that the Vessel had an Ode To Sleep. As I was Holding On To You I got a Migraine that made the House Of Gold fill with the song of the Car Radio. It was weird to me to I grabbed my Semi-Automatic and looked through the Screen wondering if i should become one of The Run And Go. I’ll Fake You Out with the thought of you having Guns For Hands. But then the Trees spoke only Truce with Blurryface. It touched my Heavy Dirty Soul which caused me to be Stressed Out so I went for a Ride but I stayed Fairly Local. Then I realized there was a Tear In My Heart causing it hard for me to stay in my Lane Boy. The Judge gave me Doubts about things that had to do with Polarize. Then I realized We Won’t Believe What’s On TV because the Message Man only talks about my Hometown. But Not Today because I feel like a Goner so I’ll just stay and hang out with my friends, who are a part of the Suicide Squad, they go by the name, Heathens