don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

Thor and Steve regularly go out and commit petty crime in front of police officers just for the laughs because like what the hell are they gonna do??? Arrest a norse god??? Put a living legend in handcuffs??? I don’t think so lol Thor take off your pants in front of that cop and see what he does. FUCK da police.

Steve Rogers is a good boy and I will swing on those who say he would commit ANY crime no matter how small

He literally committed a felony in the first 10 minutes of CATFA.

One of the reasons I love Steve Rogers is because he’s always a slut for treason.

Steve Rogers would never commit petty crimes because he only commits capital crimes

Steve Rogers would totally commit petty crimes if he thought the law was unjust. Watch Steve Rogers remove anti-homeless bars. Watch a Steve Rogers give out food for free that was supposed to be thrown away. Watch Steve Rogers be in a park open “from dawn to dusk” after dark because “it’s a stupid fucking rule, Buck.”

Steve Roger hasn’t been putting the “riot” in “patriot” for y’all to call him a lawful good

anyone want anything?

a reason to live More RP partners because I am a thirsty bitch.

sorry but the only way i can imagine the hug scene in thor ragnarok is with a awkward sibling hug

five more minutes, mom

so i guess today people woke up and logged in just to see how crazy this censorship can get - now you can’t even see your own posts if they were (obviously incorrectly) marked as explicit. actually, there’s a way to see them.

you just have to go through the tag you use for your edits. posts that were marked explicit will look like this:

and if you click on the post, you’ll see this:

but take a look at the address bar

this is the post number. if you copy it and go to tumblr dot com/post number, you’ll see the post and will be able to edit it.

you can message support asking to review your post (since now it is the only way i believe) & also add a tag to your flagged posts to check if they’ve been unflagged.

@doctress hopefully this can help!

Thanks, this is really useful to know! !

Mutuals if you are leaving Tumblr (ever for any reason) please let me know where else I might find you so we can remain in contact.

When your character is a dumbass who makes terrible life choices but you’re Committed To That Roleplay

Korg printed out extra.

“Throw as many petty barbs as you like, Stark. Speaking of the holiday season I’ve come with a gift.”

“Um. Thats… kind? Does it explode? I’ll bet it explodes. A spring snake? Is it a trap? Does it sing? I’m gonna have to x-ray it before I open it.”

Loki raised his hand with a small flourish, conjuring into his palm what looked like a metal cylinder with circuits etched on its surface. “I’m being so kind as to share some of Asgard’s technology with you. Perhaps I won’t hand it over until you can correctly guess what it is, since you want to play games.”

Loki*Love

god can you imagine how THRILLED thor must be to learn that people abbreviate “greatest of all time” to goat and further into an emoji. he just constantly sends loki 🐐🐐🐐 bc his brother is great and also stubborn as one. how ingenious! how clever those tiny midgardians can be!

loki disagrees

*side eyes the Loki that just followed*

oh hay

What’s up, sugar lips? What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this?

You, hopefully.

Oh this and that. Living life and not being dead. Fun stuff.

"Throw as many petty barbs as you like, Stark. Speaking of the holiday season I’ve come with a gift.”

*side eyes the Loki that just followed*

oh hay

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all