Why must y'all carry on so?!

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

Twitter vs. Apple’s New HomePod Smart Speaker (h/t)

Reminder..

How to keep your girl happy:

Step 1: Make her laugh. Step 2: Make her moan.

Step 3: Buy her food

Step 4: Fuck her hard

Step 5: trEAT her right

Step 6: Make her cum first

Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep

Step 8: Text her back fast

Step 9: respect her

Step 10: make her feel special

Step 11: don’t lie to her

Step 12: Love her with all of your heart

Step 13: kiss her forehead

Step 14: hug her

Step 15 : stay.

noted. Now, Imma find my girl…

 P I X I E G O L D

Lemony Snicket (via wordsnquotes)

i hope all my girls out here r safe n being loved

The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”

“Do you have any special skills?”

I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment

who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am

it’s all fun and games until the thing you Realize™️ at 1am is that you need therapy