explain why in the tags :) pretty please rb

none of u can read

100% agree

Du Gay 👉

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

if your boss ain't lookin do a little nothin. treat yourself.

discord server for silent video game protagonists

chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends

there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else

Eventually Link starts posting selfies in the most crazy places with monsters in the background about to hit him or closeups of plants and small critters. They also get a Thumbs Up react. Nothing else is said.

D00MGU7:

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Death Grips is online

update: the concert has happened and someone posted a livestream, saving the subreddit. however

there is no easter bunny. there is no tooth fairy. and there is no python script to ban everyone from /r/deathgrips

new favorite tweet

EVERY fucking stupid liberals university in the star trek future their fucking student sketch comedy group OF COURSE has at least one Vulcan and it's like their thing where they're like "haha I bet you wouldn't expect a VULCAN in an IMPROV group!!!!!" as if this hasn't become such a fucking tired cliche like literally since 2063 every fucking comedy show has the token Vulcan to be the straight man. you're doing nothing. call me when you guys make an effort to actually include tellarites in the writing room instead of confining them to punch lines. and to be honest with you guys your Vulcan isn't even that good. his performance was highly derivative of T'min's work in the big bang theory 3 (the third big bang yheory. they make a lot of sitcom sequels in the future)

The last thing you said cannot be true because star trek is supposed to be a utopian future.

star trek is very demonstrably not a utopian future it's a broken society playing at paradise. we see hints of this earlier in the post when I mention university improv comedy groups

Same but opposite energy

@tonysopranobignaturals here you go

I love frisbee

That’s no frisbee, that’s a boomerang

this is the worst that anyone's ever done at bowling, we are so lucky to have it caught on video