Now hear me out, do you think maybe Jesus was just standing in a really small boat
Two really small boats, like roller skates
growing up with tumblr as your main social media literally does something to your brain
why did nobody fucking warn me about the bats that hang outside the pharmacy i just got my second covid shot and a bat flew up and sucked it right back out so now i have to do this shit all over again
'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple
Who won the custody battle for y/n when one direction broke up
my oily ass skin: *reflects light*
me: wow look at that highlight
your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it
you had to be there, your honor
tumblr dosent count as social media
tumblr counts as a terrarium
Tumblr is the move. It’s the media without the social for me.
this the one !!!
