concept: new tumblr glitch that takes you back to the bottom of your dash. the beginning of it all
me, talking to my cat: you are very soft. you make many noises. i love you so much
my cat, eating a piece of plastic: fukc u
girls will carry unimaginable primordial rage but still go about their day as if nothing is wrong and that is very sexy of us I think
“1. Cut your hair every now and then. Fresh starts are always nicer than you think. Who needs split ends anyways. 2. Pick a song you really like. Listen to that song a lot. And I mean a lot. Dance around your room naked to that song, beat the song lifeless till it annoys the hell out of you. Then pick a new song and go through the same process. We all need to really hear music, we need to understand what the song we are listening to is really about. 3. Paint your toes black, make it as perfect as possible. Then, scratch it off. Remember nothing is permanent. 4. Go on a run with your dog. Try to race him and beat him. Realize you can out run many things. Then go back and pet your dog, realize that some things you need to go back for. 5. Decorate a plain backpack. Glue on sparkles, glitter, diamonds, newspaper and magazine clippings, lace & ribbon, anything else that may fancy you. Remember, you don’t have to be the same person you were a minute ago. 6. Buy some pretty lights and string them up in your room. Turn off all the lights except for one when you go to bed. Remember it isn’t always dark and lonely. Change your perspective. 7. Lay outside one night. Breathe in breathe out. Accept that you are only one person and cannot do everything at one time. You can take your time. The creator of the stars you’re looking up at did not do it all in one day. Pace yourself. 8. Get up every morning and stand in front of the mirror. Naked, fully clothed, backwards, upside down, who cares how, just do it. Observe yourself. Notice the wrinkles under your eyes from laughing a lot. Count your freckles. Admire your ass. Then name 3 things you love about yourself. You need to love yourself.”
— Tips from Blossite on how to be okay with yourself.
Having to listen to them talk about their girlfriend makes me wanna lay on the floor forever... I want to explode into a giant ball of energy and exit this life now please!
This dude that works at my local taco bell says "tacotastic" and when i asked for a chalupa he said "beef steak or chicken which are you pickin"
I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said "sure i dont pay for it" and the first time i saw him we asked if he was doing ok and he said "no i work here"
my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response
when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me
the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment
if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved
favorite shit humans do is when someone gets them a wearable gift (i.e. jacket or jewelry, shirts, etc.) the human wears it around the other one that gave it to them and is like “notice! wore for you! look! look!!!” and then the other human is like “yes!! i see! you look nice :) i am happy i made you happy :)”