there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes
@thelibraryiscool is correct
Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.
the beauty of it is that we *could* have made it gay in the original, being queerbaited was a choice because people of this hellsite are so used to it by this point.
you could honestly do so much media analysis on our improv mockery of media analysis idek where to start with that but the queerness needing to be subtextual so we could dig into the canon hungrily until we had blood and dirt under our nails is certainly one option. like a man digging his own grave and burying his ghost so he could pull it out of the earth on his own terms. wtf queer fandom culture? can you only conceptualize desire and intimacy within the context of a destruction of established form? as a transformation of fate? how queer of you
i thought maybe owning my first dog would make me understand why I have met so many stupid dog owners in my precious time on planet earth but it's actually the extreme opposite. it is way easier to just train them
i think starting with horses very young teaches you very quickly and in a material way that large animals are dangerous in a way that 99% of people living in western societies will never understand the word "danger" to mean. horses are not stupid and panicky and aggressive, that meme bores me, they're just 1500lbs and sentient and have their own rich inner lives. a horse gets a little too excited about dinner and squashes you against a barn wall on its way to the alfalfa net exactly once before you learn to use your sophisticated ape brain to avoid setting up that scenario for yourself to get hurt in a second time. dogs are the same but they're ruthless pack carnivores we've bred all the self-preservation instinct out of on purpose so they would be willing to die under a wild boar while we stab it to death with pole arms. that carnivore is now living in your house. he is not allowed in my kitchen but he's a very good boy who does his best.
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
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sure you have "neurospicy accomodations" (stim toys and slime) at your support group meeting but are masks required. is it wheelchair accessible? is the lighting harsh or flickering? is there a place to go if you're upset or overstimulated? is there a clear schedule? does anyone in the group speak sign language? could a nonverbal person participate? are there multiple options for activities? is there music? is it loud? is there food? how many options are there? are there common allergens in it? are they clearly labelled? are there flashing lights? can you attend virtually? are hallways and pathways clear? are there accessible bathrooms? do they have a sharps box? do they have space for someone to transfer from a wheelchair to a toilet? do they have space for a caregiver or support worker? are there enough places to sit down? is there enough space for everyone to be without crowding? can people opt-out of planned activities? et cetera...
ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.
can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don't wear makeup
i don't need to just keep practicing I don't need to just learn to contour or whatever the fuck else I'm 100% happy being bare-faced and the only times i ever felt compelled to do makeup was for other people's benefit!
watch the mfs with zero reading comprehension get ahold of this and act like I'm personally attacking them for wearing makeup
I have never worn makeup in my entire life and if you reblog you will give me the energy I need to continue doing fuck all
Unmute !
IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?
yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women
why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.
the icon is because of this post
POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension
btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
the cutiemark crusaders try to get a cutie mark for speedrunning
wake up babe new dumb orange cat just dropped
I've been scream laughing at this for several days
the first time i ever saw this video it made me spit out my drink all over my desk which is somewhat ironic considering the content of this video
The funniest thing Lower Decks could do is make it canon that, somehow, Dr. Leonard McCoy is still alive out there somewhere, doctoring
Beta canon suggests McCoy is still alive as of 2380 so yes, this is 100% possible
Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.
It's not a competition! It's a hoard and I'm like a gay little Smaug.
the normalization of porn in mainstream media is a weird take to have
Normalization of gay desire and yes, even gay sex, is paramount to gay liberation actually.
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