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I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

so i guess now im just supposed to develop an attention span of longer than 6 seconds and watch a “youtube video” like its fuckin colonial times

best life advice is to not fuck with people named after a month

who hurt you

april from teenage mutant ninja turtel

turtel

oh sorry didnt realise this was a spelling bee

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

me having a depressive episode

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

‘’Being a kitten is pretty exhausting…’‘

(Via)

“Only Obama, master of all races can save us. But when we needed him the most, his term ended.”

when your parents let you stay home instead of being forced to go out with them

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces