This blog will be vents, shitpost, and whatever else is in my head. As well as art
That’s it, I’m making YOU Disney’s first gay character.
Hey does that mean I get to have lines–*HRKKK*
OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳
OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳
Theory Time
The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(
But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:
Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*
Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110
Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*
tiny-slime
This kills me every single fucking time
tommy and tubbo arguing about the caves and cliffs update and paying absolutely no attention to jack driving them in a tank was definitely the best part of the new vlog.
@歷蜀記Lishuji
🍲火鍋底料 hot pot base
Whats on your mind Brooke?
My mind:
Magneto daddy
remember when percy jackson turned down becoming a god in favor of making the gods claim their children before they turn 13?? percy is camp half-blood’s union representative
Zeus: yeah we can give you literally anything you want
Percy: Really? Then pay your fucking child support
i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california
these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol
@wannakissrobits How dare you hide this in the tags!
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
Shoutout to this guy for debunking the argument about the market regulating itself with a real life example
i hate english because i can't just make compound swear words i should be able to slap the word cunt in front of any noun to make it (derogatory)
You can if your brave enough, following the "son of a bitch" format, you can go "cunt of a bitch" or better "cunt of a puzzle"
(Only noun i can think of)
Another thing is "fucking" while it doesnt include other swears you can call,somone a fucking watermelon, fucking table, and another one god damn briefe case.
Doesnt have to be the same nouns and in my experience it works better with names, but i just thought this was funny
