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This is why I strongly advocate for an alien invasion movie but set in like 1142. The Anarchy is in full swing. 

it’d be so good. Everyone would map theological explanations of the aliens onto them. It’d be so much fun. 

Aliens: Take us to your leader.  Jocelyn, Peasant: All right. Um, which one? Are you for King Stephen or the Empress Maude?  Aliens: Um– Jocelyn: I recommend Empress Maude. King Stephen is a lying usurper.  Aliens: All right, Empress Maude. Take us to her.  Jocelyn: I always new God was on our side.  Aliens:  Jocelyn: You’re angels right? Come to bring us portends and tidings of the divine?  Aliens: Or to massacre you. Jocelyn: That makes sense. We’re very sinful. We deserve whatever punishment it is God has seen fit to bestow upon us.  Aliens:  Aliens:  Aliens: Wow. 

Nintendo Still Life Paintings made by Lizustration

You ever invite your coworker to watch you give birth just to spite a racist

A Weather Phenomenon Known as a “Microburst” Rapidly Inundating a Small Area with Torrential Rain and Gale-Force Winds.

Microbursts arise from small scale, but very intense downdrafts in a small area, produced by thunderstorms or other unstable forms of weather. Microburts can last for as short as a few seconds, or even a few minutes. 

A piece of that cloud broke. Call the cloud engineers

the first two panels are canon! also he was hella gay for the captain in this episode (’tomorrow is yesterday’, s1e20)

the layout of this is a tribute to the incredible comics by adestroy!

i spent 1 hour on this .

These are my favorite under appreciated moments in Castlevania so far

just some of my favorites to add

This show is a treasure.

we will never be able to beat these mighty little creatures, aren’t we?

Dany: (To Sam) So….you say you’re from House Tarly….

Pikachu Ramen released by Sapporo Ichiban

bran, whispering to himself: [strategically propping his wheelchair in convenient corners to lock dead eyes with any new person showing up to winterfell] this is gonna be so fucking funny

mood

all of science fiction: human beings will resent A.I and robots and will never trust them

real human beings: I had to apologize to my roomba for stepping on him today I felt so bad he cleaned my whole house and I just stomped on him

future human beings: tape a knife to a roomba and promote him to fleet admiral

When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out.

1939 Kansas Wheat…

holy fuck that’s the cutest marketing scheme i’ve ever heard of 

‘buy our flour it’s going to make the nicest bread and the sweetest dress!’ 

yes thank you ok sold

There was also a chicken feed company that did this. My great-grandmother used to recycle the chicken feed bags to make dresses for my grandmother. That was also a pretty common practice; you can read about it in the Kit series of the American Girl books.

Okay but think about being a little girl wearing flour-sack dresses because your family can’t afford dress fabrics, and you’re always embarrassed because everyone else knows. And then one day you get to saunter into school showing off your cute little flowery dress. Because a company decided to add something to its product for a reason other than just making money for itself. Isn’t that great?

They made pretty nice clothes, too, as flour sack fabric has to be fine and tightly woven to prevent the flour from working its way through.

When WWII hit, it amped up and it wasn’t just children wearing them.  Apparel fabrics were rationed, but flour sack fabric wasn’t.  Flour companies started competing to see who can make the prettiest, most appealing flour sack flower print.  If you look at some 40s war-era patterns, they have interesting seam lines designed to utilize the narrower fabric widths of sacks instead of bolt yardage.

When you’re playing spiderman and realize one of the buildings looks familiar😲

baby spocks first day of school

Garak... why.

Spiderman forever