can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
Don’t mind me…I’m just thinking about how spiders are naturally talented and skilled weavers and they know how to weave their webs and even make functional, stylish homes and nests and whatnot.
So maybe that’s why Spider-Man knows how to sew his suits. He inherited that trait from the spider and just instinctively know how to weave his suits. Maybe. That’s my explanation for it.
Aunt May: You're buying an awful lot of yarn lately. Are you making something?
Peter, who after getting bit by a spider has felt an inescapable need to knit and now his room is covered head to toe in yarn: Nope. It's just new hobby.
yknow what. i complained a lot about how it was unrealistic to suddenly know how to put together stretch knits and a perfectly fitting, absolute banger of a suit, but this is an explanation i’ll gladly accept
Quick reminder since apparently it bears reminding in both directions: if bigoted people, closed-minded people overall, or your own internalized insecurities misinterpret a queer person’s message in a way that hurts/endangers you, yeah, it sucks, but it’s not the fault of the queer person in question, nor should it be a reason for them to silence themselves. They’re probably as hurt/pissed as you are that someone misinterpreted and misused their message to do harm.
Of course sadly there’ll still be queer people that actually DO mean harm and dismissal to other queer people – I ain’t speaking for those and it’s not the best way to ensure their and others’ wellbeing imo. I’m just saying – not all people will be like that. That’s what I want to believe. So hopefully let’s not put everyone in the same bag, keep supporting each other, WHILE allowing each other to advocate for our own visibility, without having to self-erase or self-censor to accomodate to what haters might say.
It’ll be tougher this way, maybe, because humans seem to like to draw extreme conclusions very quick, but I don’t believe there’s any better way for us all to be alright and stay alright on the long run.
It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.
And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.
Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.
If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”
Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.
I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.
And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.
Like. Probably don’t do that then?
Tumblr has trouble with the concept that there's a huge range of options in between "forbidden" and "compulsory."
Anonymous asked:
women liking female ass can be internalized misogyny depending on the situation
I dunno how to tell you this, but if you're demonizing a woman's attraction to women in any way, shape or form, you're not the good guy in this scenario
There's a phase that small kids go through, when they've just learned how to talk enough to have something sembling an intelligent, intellectual argument. They like to practice this by wanting to disagree about anything - mainly general statements that were not 100% perfectly waterproof. If you tell a 4-year-old that bananas are green when they're raw, and they turn yellow when they're ripe, there's a good chance that they'll give you that "well that can't be right" frown, and start to argue. Surely not all bananas that are yellow are always ripe.
Unfortunately humouring them about these arguments is very important for their development and a great opportunity to teach them more about how the world works, so you'll sometimes end up arguing about things like these, and every single time when you explain that's not how something works, they'll come up with another argument starting with "but what if-", until you are forced to admit that yes, if someone did for some reason take one single green banana, spray-paint it yellow and then expertly textured it to look just like a ripe banana, and then break into a grocery store in the middle of the night to slip that one painted banana into the display of ripe, edible bananas, then that one specific yellow banana would not be ripe and ready to eat.
As far as the child is concerned, this means that your entire initial statement was false, and you were wrong and they were right. Their need to be correct about something has been satisfied. Fortunately, most children grow out of this phase eventually.
The ones that manage to survive into adulthood without growing out of it end up on Twitter.
Some days are just days, and that is ok! Not every day is meant to be filled, some days are just meant to BE
Tips for returning twitter users:
-If it cannot break its egg’s shell, a chick will die without being born.
-We are the chick.
-The world is our egg.
-If we don’t crack the world’s shell, we will die without being born.
-Smash the world’s shell! For the revolution of the world!
redditors take note
Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs
the feeling of reblogging this post is like
I want this to be an actual poll, so I'm gonna need a REALLY big sample size, so do ANYTHING you can to get this around! Reblog it! Kung-pow-penis me, if you have to! Wreck my notifications! Just do ANYTHING!
WAIT WAIT WAIT I MEANT I AS A JOKE
A GAG
A JAPE
Happy Pride, Bulma did his surgery
“wait, but if vegeta is transmasc, then how do he and bulma have children?”
dragonballs. the answer is always dragonballs.
I saw a photo that looks like this? I forgot to save it :( It's a chubby brown frog(?) sitting on a frying pan with an endearing smile.
Antis are apparently going after curries now lmao
Guess I'm double hated now
Just checking if this is a typo, or if they’ve genuinely found an excuse to hate curries?
Fucking autocorrect... I typed this on my phone before I went to work so didn't notice
Anonymous asked:
Does reverse merfolks have gills or lungs or something like amphibians that change with age?
Do I look like a fantasy biologist?
what does a fantasy biologist look like?
Ganondorf: do not look away. You witness a king's revival, and the birth of his new wor- where the fuck is my horse
Ganondorf: what do you mean "it's been registered already"?? Who registered MY HORSE?!
Link: I named him Chungus