I really like the concept of Morpheus going to one of Hob’s work events 🤧🤧 or just meeting with his friends!!!
Take Your Kid to Work Day (with Dream's decidedly more alarming version of an artist rendering their kid's drawing)
Imagine you're an actor on Gotham Knights and you're planning to come out for pride month 2k23 and you confide this in human low battery smoke alarm MISHA COLLINS and he proceeds, before you can come out, to vague tweet about how of someone comes out while he's on his "meditation retreat" he's very proud of them and the insane destiel cockles girlies assume this is about human manscaped ad Jensen Ackles and now you can't fucking come out because everyone is going to lose their fucking minds about whether you coming out means jackles is straight and you can't even bitch out Misha because he turned his phone off while he's getting his asshole bleached in Tahoe
every day the supernatural fandom sends emails.
which they do because Misha Collins is committing psychic warfare against them WHAT THE FUCK
this tweet is less than a day old and i can already hear in the hall of the mountain king.
*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it
I made a reddit account specifically to make this post. Let’s see how this plays out.
Some of them are catching on!
Others are…not 😂
I kind of feel bad for how seriously some people are taking this (one person suspects I’m in a cult)
Dropping hints
Let’s see how long before the post gets taken down
The devil works hard but reddit mods work harder
playing a rhythm game is like don't think don't think let your fingers do their thing dont think dONT THINK EMPTY YOUR BRAIN RIGH- AAAAAAAAA THE COMBO!!!!!!
The second you start thinking about the fact that you’re playing the rhythm game you fuck up. That’s how it goes
I just saw a comment on TikTok that said “I feel like media literacy should be a required class in high school.”
IT IS. It’s called FUCKING ENGLISH CLASS. When the whole “the curtains are just fucking blue” post started going around I KNEW this would happen and yet now people are shocked when literacy skills - true literacy skills, which is not the same as being literate - have gone out the window.
swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact
Can you believe this shit
bullshit
come on man
we are fucked
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
I’m probably going to see this in the new posts section reaaal soon
me: hmm time to google something
google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids
NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
being a lesbian kicks ass but it was so scary when I was first approaching it. It was like "wait I can just. girls only? only? no men? girls?? really???" and for a while it terrified me because I'd been spending years trying on other identities. And none of them worked until I realized damn! I can just forget dudes and Be A Lesbian and I'm so grateful that I was able to figure that out about myself
You guys already know what my Valentine’s Day plans are ✨😍✨