Mia

this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind

its been estimated that 600 million or so has been poured into marketing minions so if we estimate the tuition at 40,000 dollars then about 150 students

that’s depressing

i don’t know what’s more depressing,that 600 million dollars has been spent on advertizing minions or that 600 million dollars will only pay the tuition of 150 US college students

…… oh my god

by these numbers 600m would pay 15,000 students tuitions, not 150, that would be $4,000,000 a student

Who did this math ? 😂

understanding art, lesson one

this will never not be funny

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍 

The Office was just 9 seasons of stealing people’s girlfriends.

Call Me by Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid

It must be utterly disappointing

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

— Something my friend told me the other day (via sad-theater)

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

ΝΑΙ

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

photographed by Ben Toms for Vogue China, November 2017

#tag yourself i’m jake