I’ve been kicked out of the hucow hooters for tipping my waitress

i hate mortality what do you mean i was invited to the greatest show ever but only got 5 seconds admission. I need to see what happens next

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

BEEP

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Not funny 👎

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

I knew that john newton (probably most famous for writing "amazing grace") was a slave trader before he became a prominent abolitionist activist, but i had not realised hat he had himself earlier been a slave to a sherbro princess in west africa until he was rescued (and then resumed slave trading himself). And prior to his full enslavement had been an impressed sailor in the royal navy punished for attempted desertion. A bizarrely rounded life history on the issue of enslavement

Reminder:

Ceramics by Corey : Bee Comics by Cindy :: Quoth the Raven, Nevermore : Quoth Beethoven, Nevermind

Found footage/horror/liminal space photo series but they're all just photos of the inside of your house (you didn't take them and don't know who did, trying to track the source of the images leads to a cancelled account and no further leads). The house looks how it does every day. All the comments are saying shit like "soooo creepy" and "this is the most desolate building I've ever seen" and "is this some kind of military base? Did you break in?" and "haunted ass asylum". In one photo, people are freaking out especially hard. "Left corner. LEFT CORNER." "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING???" "DUDE GET OUT OF THERE NOW." The 'thing' is you at the edge of the frame, sitting on the couch using your phone. You don't remember anyone taking this photo.

[Image description Scene from the Simpsons with Abe Simpson talking to teenage Homer and Barney. Abe's face replaced with Baba, a simple sheep from Baba is You, Homer's face replaced with Keke (a simple pink blobby character) from the same game and Barney's face replaced with a box. Baba says "BABA used to be YOU but then they changed what YOU was. Now BABA is PUSH. And YOU is KEKE and BOX"]

wait check this out

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye