MacGyver the Lizard

Happy 9th birthday to me

Hats are awesome

this furball is eating all my eggs

It’s time for a yuge omelette

Please enjoy some Friday night weasel

I’m a little messy in bed

Please enjoy some Friday night lizard

Sleepyhead

Happy 3rd of July

I have a secret to tell you...

Have a beautiful weekend

Now thats a tasty fuit

Stay thirsty, my friends.

I have the munchies

Have an eggcellent weekend

It's been decided: I'm not getting out of bed today. Deal with it.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Make sure to let your mom know you love her *this* much!

🍇Public Service Announcement: Grapes are delicious

I 💕u dis much

Mommy, where r u going?!?!?!?