If you behaved well this year, Brutus will leave knife under your bed so you can stab the person of your choosing.
Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”
It’s that month again folks! Happy February.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
the student loan forgiveness application site just went live btw
Because it can be common to have anxiety related to filling out forms and this is something that you could very much think will require a bunch of things to reference, here’s some info:
They ask for your Name, your Email, your Social Security Number, and if you filed 2021 taxes with an income under 125k (Or were exempt from filing taxes for 2021).
That’s it.
Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
first of all WHO is asking this second why did they say jake gyllenhaal and not jack twist
i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
fascinated with this tangled sequence of events: taking LSD to get closer to my bestie suddenly my bestie is the whole house and also me and also emperor of the universe, this is normal bestie behaviour as is kinda moving in with my bff while his gf is away, also normal: going abroad, being alone together for the first time in years, we fuck sober the 1 one time, we freak out, we ruin our friend’s spiritual retreat, this is now everyone else’s problem, mouth 2 microphone action, my gf gets a divorce, I somehow care more about my bestie eating a chocolate cupcake, my bestie marries which means I should marry too, which is a normal reaction to have, I write “funeral” on his wedding photo, I am normal, we are both normal, we fucked sober the 1 one time
Got sent this and it genuinely made me teary so I wanted to share with the group ❤
Everyone who is so sure that the Zodiac killer has been identified clearly didn’t live through that week when we all thought we’d found the author of My Immortal
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like.. it’s venom 2 week.
YES YES GOOD
