online advice: simply saying ‘hi’ and nothing else isn’t the best opener for messaging a person you don’t know
ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell
thinking about gender is such a burden….. thankfully i don’t bother anymore and just continue to be
like, i would describe myself as ‘only a “girl” by circumstance and simply a Being to those who see all sides and aspects of myself’
or simply, a ‘“girl”’
#I often think i should just wear mens’ pants for instance#but i’m too skinny or tall for any sizes in store for either gender usually#men’s underwear is comfy#I have a LOT of men’s tees#i also like frills and bows but these days i just throw on whatever is practical for the weather and coordinated#no other prep required
*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*
i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
Yeah you say this, except there's a good chance you were chronically dehydrated as a kid. The reason you didn't think you were is because a) no one was talking about dehydration at the time, and b) the effects weren't immediately obvious.
But when my grown-up massage clients get on my table and I have to keep reapplying lotion because their skin absorbs the first layer immediately? When they have a million "knots" because their soft tissue fibers got dried out, lost their elasticity and became sticky, basically glued themselves together, and now it hurts when you move your arm like this, or your neck is always achey?
Yeah, that's chronic dehydration. That's shit that builds up over years of not drinking enough water (and/or not stretching, and/or having shitty posture, and/or not healthily processing your difficult emotions, and/or...)
Health is mostly maintenance. You have to act in "healing" ways consistently if you don't want to spend your life in a cycle of pain -> fix -> same pain again. And the younger you start, the better your results will be.
So yeah, treat the youth and yourself like beached orcas and drink that water.
My coworker said “every time i see that tattoo this is what it reminds me of” and pulled this photo out of her favorites album on her phone
Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these
Jimmy Budgett
Wasted away again in Meageritaville
"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((
I've gotta say that there is no better achievement as a neurodivergent person than hyperfixating on a character for so long that you are known as "the 'insert character name here' person"
Any sinister ingenues online?
“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg
there are -pregs you wouldn’t even dream of
me, solving problems irl by improvising with certain objects: tee-hee inventory puzzle :3
#I had to re-lock the side gate because i remembered that my mom went through there for some reason#and sure enough she left it unlocked and hanging loose with the key still on#it was really dark outside so i could barely see but the key was stuck tight#so i got a pair of old crappy pliers and pulled it out that way so i could properly secure the yard#it was a conveniently lit tool placed alone on a table too#my dog didn’t understand what i was doing because i was the one who went outside with her not vice versa#so she sat there kinda grumbling impatiently because it’s a warm night#but she makes me wait out there for her a lot so she has a modicum of her own patience when it comes to me#she barked a little after questioning what i was doing but once she saw i was messing with something important she got it#it’s odd how intuitive dogs can be#it’s not like she knows what a lock is but I showed it to her and she stopped being restless and waited for me to fix it up#that thing needs some liquid graphite#but i don’t believe we have any#haleylyfe
Eating four leaf clovers is like, the Right Response to finding a four leaf clover yknow. You find a four leaf clover and you're like "oh sick! A four leaf clover" and then what the fuck are you supposed to do? Carry it around until it gets smushed and lost? Press it and have it be clutter? No, you eat that fucking son of a bitch. Absorb its power. Instant closure
you gays have got to let doc martens as an identity signifier go like you can literally buy army surplus boots for 20$. the iconic practical workboot of 1970s punks was about 50$ with inflation and made with much higher quality then, now you're just paying 200$ to wear the same shit the kardashians do when they're feeling edgy