M.A.B.

You’re a mess, Simon

This is unironically the funniest interaction I have ever seen on HBO chernobyl tumblr

yoinking this from twitter cause i want to hear yalls opinions!

if streaming services don’t want people to skip the intro they need to start prioritizing intros that people like watch

what are your never-skip tv openings that get you in the mood for the show

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

transgender but in a problematic way that cant be sanitized by teens who are trying to reinvent the hayes code

Asexual but in a really gross way that approves of kink at pride and all sorts of problematic fiction.

Nonbinary but in a weird, loud, and playful way that might make assimilation at the expense of their own community harder for the cis gays.

i'm a goddamn faggot.

if you don’t have @ least one collection of specific items i literally have nothing more to say to you. we will never relate to each other. however, you cool ass motherfuckers who do collect @ least one type of thing, reblog this post and say what that thing is. i’ll go first: clown dolls and good luck charms

the moon in paintings. x

i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this the jelly bean guy???

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

The guy who does the mice with jelly beans

And dreidels, apparently

*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

Bringing back this garbage

NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite

every single person who uses “nonbinary” as a stand-in for “people i consider to be women” needs to do some work on themselves, no matter their gender, sexuality, or any other marginalization

Where’s Jose? i want to be their friend!!

no no that’s a bop, i love it

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

hello everyoneee sorry for no art ive been busy w/ my finals.... so here is my drawing final! it is Not warrior cats. stanley x narrator forever: expect more art soon!

i used ink and color pencil, and then fucked around with filters and found out. this is dedicated 2 cinder who got me back into the game during quarantine.

Google doc is here

Discord is here

(If the links don’t work, feel free to hit me up and I’ll try to connect you!)

here we go

Papa IV is finally done and my long running series is complete (for now)

Fine I will repost Omega Helps

Hello and welcome to another horrific episode of Ghost life