im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

Flirt with me wtf

m.l. (via weltenwellen)

leona lewis didnt have to do that 2 me w bleeding love i was too young to have those feelings

parents: okay we’re heading out see you later

me: bye

*parents leave the house*

me: time,,, to sin.

“Fuck school”, I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

I want to be where the people are

hocus pocus and chill

“Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child”.

once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

okay it got even better with the last sentence.