Techno sketch, that Technodad liked on Twitter, fun fact!
Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.
It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.
Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000
this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please
So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead
Ranboos chat just pointed out that his mask was red when he started begging for death. So now I don't know if that was even them or just Showfall trying to make it more dramatic for the audience. I hate it here
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)
Reporter: What's your type Eddie?
Eddie: My beautiful husband
*Turning to the other members*
Reporter: What about you guys?
Rest of the members together: Eddie's Husband
Amusing myself imagining a hilarious scene where Steve feels it is incumbent upon him to give the kids a sex talk bc he thinks Claudia would be too embarrassed, Ted would be too useless, Karen could go either way but he’s not taking chances, he’s not letting anyone who willingly married Neil Hargrove give sex or relationship advice, Hopper would be both too embarrassed and way too overprotective, Joyce might be okay or if she’s not Jonathan would be but it never hurts to reinforce things, the Sinclairs would probably be great but Lucas needs some reinforcement too so he doesn’t let Max steamroll him.
And it would be a mixture of good advice (“the most important thing is that you talk to each other and you build up trust so that you feel safe telling each other when you’re not comfortable or something doesn’t feel good”) and terrible (“if you have sex, you will get pregnant. Yes, Mike, even you. No, El, Mike can’t get pregnant, I promise, I’m sorry, that was confusing. Oh Jesus no the baby wouldn’t come out of his…I’m assuming it’d have to be a c-secti—oh my god what have I done”).
The kids would range from heckling (Max) to mortified (Mike, Will) to avidly taking notes (El, Lucas, Dustin when he wasn’t heckling). (Erica’s got a couple of years before Steve gives her the talk.)
Eddie’s there gleefully handing out condoms and saying things like “no glove, no love, kiddies.”
Steve comes home one day to find Eddie walking around the house completely nude. "Not that I'm complaining," Steve says, "but why are you naked?" It's clear Eddie's a little stoned when he slowly turns and says, "It's the only way, Stevie." "The only way what, babe?" "To get, like, ALL the laundry."
Steve teases him relentlessly, but damned if naked laundry day doesn't become a household tradition.