basically a ruse

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

is it okay to smell every single candle when you’re in the candle section of a store? i’m asking for a friend. i’m kidding. i’m not asking for a friend. i was asking for me. and i actually don’t care if it’s okay. i’m going to do it anyway

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

we need a disney princess who drinks bong water

#we really don’t but the energy of this post is too chaotic for me to combat

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

Well thank god

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

loose tops are so good 

CAN YALL STOP BEING GAY FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES IM TALKING ABOUT SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!! 

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

There is no god.

No heavens, No hells, Only this.

first skill on my resume: has never died