@SaraSoueidan: Dear men, This is how you greet a veiled Muslim woman (a Hijabi). Hand on your chest, not offering to shake hers. 🙋
so prominent BLM activist deray mckesson just retweeted this which i think is super cool for various reasons :)))
I did not know this. Is it OK for a non Muslim woman to shake hands with a Hijabi? Or do we do the hand on chest thing too?@popcanpoli
hey so i don’t wear a hijab and i’m not muslim so i definitely don’t have the authority to answer this question (or any other questions i’ve been getting abt this) (i’m just a lil canadian politics blog i didn’t expect this to blow up lol)
BUT here are some tweets by the original tweeter (who wears a hijab) that clarify some things
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This is also good if you’re meeting an Orthodox Jewish person who’s not the same gender as you! Not all Orthodox Jews hold by this restriction, and many consider it a permissible exception to shake hands in a formal greeting context; I’d guess this is parallel to Ms. Soueidan’s last-quoted tweet above. And as that says, the sensible thing is to wait for initiation.
learned something new. awesome
Always worth a reblog.
“I should have gone back for you”
I got a new wig for Natasha so have some angst👀
always forget to add my shit photoshop-work here
Bless this post.
Blesssss
The seventh one is what Gavin sees after his home security system warns him of an intruder
What he sees directly outside his door or balcony. Nines has already bypassed security. He is wait for human to aknowledge him.
“Detective we have a case”
“Ok.. BUT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP HERE?”
“IT’S 2 AM”
“yes.”
“And we have to go now. I’ll meet you downstairs.” *casually leaps off balcony* (he yeet)
If you want to hook us up with some sweet, sweet domestic Julian headcanons when you have the time, that’d be greatly appreciated :)
[[ god i just fucking love Julian so much. under the cut!! ]]
Ø For a man who spent the majority of his life traveling the world, Julian adores and embraces the domestic life. He just never thought he would have it, he had always envisioned his life to be short,constantly on the run, or a series of travels hunkered down wherever he could and getting into whatever trouble he could find. But now that Julian has his memories, now that he knows the kind of man he is, the kind of partner he is-he totally embraces a domestic life with you, it comes so easily to him, a side he didn’t know he had. Until you.
Ø Julian isn’t the best cook but he’s certainly not the worst either. He’s picked up some regular recipes from Mazelinka and Pasha over the years though he can’t seem to get them as perfect as they do,not for lack of trying. He’ll prefer cooking together, sharing taste tests, the sort of intimacy that comes from knowing another so well you can work with them so seamlessly. However he’s a disaster when it comes to baking or sweets, for a doctor, a man who is so precise in actions he just can’t seem to get the chemistry right about baking. There are a few recipes that he can get down pat,he’s got the few tricks up his sleeves when he likes to surprise you to you coming home to a set table, candles lit, and a perfectly made meal waiting with a perfectly paired bottle of wine.
Ø He is great at doing chores, and will shoulder quite a few of them since you’ll probably take on the brunt of the cooking.Julian is a doctor so he values cleanliness and tidiness, and with his height he knows that he’s better suited for dusting the shelves and spots you perhaps can’t reach. Of all chores, Julian enjoys doing laundry- the scent of fresh linens after being strung up in the spring or summer breeze to dry, or how someof the scents from the shop stick to your clothes no matter how many times they’re washed- that scent is unique to you, he finds the scent soothing and will smile when he hangs your tunic or blouses, your scarves your silks with care, should you have children and the first few times he washes their little socks, blankets, or onesies Julian will tear up a little, hanging up His family’s garments and belonging on the dry lines
Ø Moments in bed with you, those lingering momentsin the evening while you’re curled up beside him snoozing while he reads a book or while Julian is big spoon and holds you in his arms, it’s another reminder that you’re real, you both had cheated death and were safe in each others arms, to build the life you both wanted so badly. Having a home, having a family, not having to fear about being on the run again or being held for crimes he didn’t commit. Julian will lay and look at you in wonder, you were his saving grace,you were his angel you had saved him from so much hurt and heartache- his biggest regret being that he ever tried to dump you at the docks, the memory still horrifies him.
Ø While you both have your own professional lives-you working at the shop with Asra and Nadia had helped him open his own small practice that was slowly but surely growing. Julian will often swing by the shop so that the two of you can walk home together, on cold nights Julian will wrap his large overcoat around your shoulders if you can’t find a carriage to hail down.
Ø Your home décor is definitely an odd commingling of the two of you after a while though to start it’s predominantly your belongings as Julian was always on foot, never really having much to his name save for the few personal affects he had at Mazelinka’s or his old office inthe dungeons. But after a while he collects a few things here and there for himself, little nautical themed items- it’s knick knacks to start, and eventually it’s things to decorate your home. Little wreaths to hang on your door depending on the season, art to hang on your walls, or little gifts to bring home to you. Perhaps a set of wind chimes that he saw you notice the last time you went to market, some special crystal earrings that you had been telling him that were particularly significant because of some magic- Julian tried to pay attention he really did, he’s still trying to make sense of magic and actively tries for you.
Ø Julain enjoys days off, when you’re able to take a day at the beach perhaps with a picnic- he loves being by water and finds the sound of waves crashing and breaking soothing, he likes the way the salty air ruffles your hair, the way the sun warms your skin. Or perhaps you spend a lazy mornings tangled up in each other and sheets, lazy kisses and soft murmurs,bleary butterfly kisses and hands grasping your waist or hips to keep you close to him. Any attempts of you trying to leave the bed, Julian will just pick you up and toss you back into bed, to pin you with his body and cage you in if he has to- not that you mind but sometimes the play wrestling and what it inevitably leads to is worth the slight playful act of rebellion.
Ø He also really enjoys sharing baths with you,it’s a relaxing time for him, he gets to soak away the tension in his long limbs and usually get to watch you ride him, your body slick with oils and soaps, tendrils of hair sticking to your forehead or shoulders, the way his hands can roam allover you, slowly tracing every curve and plane of your body. The way your back arches when you lower yourself onto him slowly with that swivel of your hips he loves so much, how your lips part and eyelids flutter, how sometimes you hold your hair back yourself or run your hands through it- or his hair even, the way your nails might scrape into his damp slightly freckled shoulders
Ø Julian is often tired from a shift or gets home incredibly late so you’ve taken to making him food and either bringing it to the clinic yourself or prepping them for him to take in the morning when he begrudgingly peels himself off of you. You write him little notes everytime and Julian keeps them in a small keepsake box at his desk. Days that are particularly rough or long, that wear on him or keep him from getting home to you, Julian will reread them. The way your scent or perfume/cologne sticks to the small pieces or parchment or the way your handwriting curves and slopes, Julian would recognize it anywhere.
Ø Because of your relationship, Julian will do his best to formally clear the air with Asra; given their history and Asra’s protective nature of you, Julian wants to be on the magician’s good side or at least knowthat he would have the white haired magician’s blessing for when he pops the question someday. While things are never going to be perfect and the past can’t be undone, Asra will appreciate the gesture and bygones will be bygones, the relationship had Asra’s blessing as all he cares about is your happiness but to start he’llbe honest in that he’ll want Julian’s presence in the shop to be…gradual. And preferably without break ins. Or using a window rather than a door.
Ø However there is going to be a time that Julian will cooperate with Asra to waltz into the shop with your bag slung over his back and his own in hand announcing you’re going on a trip. Asra will just “happen” to appear home in time to manage the shop, coaxing you out gently while Faust happily chants “surprise” over and over. Julian will sling an arm around youand lead you to the docks where people are boarding steadily. Pasha and Mazelinka greet you, Malak cawing enthusiastically; a surprise trip to Nevivon. To show you around, visit family, and for you and Julian to have a romantic little getaway. The days are filled visiting the shops and collecting a mass of bath salts to stock the linen closet with, light flowy garments that Julian buys you,meeting family and friends none of them had seen for quite some time, learning the traditional foods they grew up on and evenings filled with walks on the shore, stolen touches and kisses, and soft loving sex in the cottage Julian had rented for your stay.
Ø If you have children, like previously stated in the parent scenarios, Julian embraces dad life whole heartedly. He never minds getting up in the middle of the night to give you a break, he’ll rock the baby and hum or sing old Nevivon lullabies to him or her. He’ll fawn over them,their little clothes, the little sounds they make- he’s the proudest papa this side of Vesuvia. Julian will want to take your little ones everywhere, show them off to everyone. Should you ever need a sitter for a much needed night of romance or even just a night to catch up on sleep- Mazelinka or Pasha are happy to take the baby or babies for a night or two and the children love their GranMaz and auntie Pash
Ø Julian will absolutely get your shared home a record player, getting your favorite music and his- though he’ll be happy if you show him what you like. Some nights there’s impromptu slow dances in the kitchen or living room, a little tradition that stays with the two of you for the rest of your lives, the children even joining you- standing on Julian’s feet to dance with him or you holding them up in your arms and swaying. Over the years you amass quite a collection. Should Nadia hear, she’ll often play your favorites at Masquerades for the two of you to steal the show over or gift you other records that you may like to add to your shared collection.
uhhh you did tall mc headcanons, can you please do some short mc headcanons? I’m 4’11 :’^(
let’s do it 😎 call it a part two; reverse order this time!
📉Main 6 + Short MC (4′11″/150 cm)
Lucio (5′10″/177 cm)
- If you don’t like being picked up, establish that immediately, or Lucio will carry you everywhere
- Bridal carry is all fine and well, but he’s more a fan of fireman’s
- Very low-key worried about you getting snatched up when he’s not looking, so he teaches you to fight
- He’ll be the first to tell you - look out for the little guy on a battlefield
- Trouble finding clothes? He has the best tailor in the city. (Do you know how hard it is finding jackets with one sleeve?)
- Doesn’t bother with heels as often, especially when it’s just the two of you
- Likes it when you wear them because he likes to watch you strut, but makes sure you know you don’t have to make yourself taller for anyone else’s sake
- (It’s not the most hypocritical thing he’s ever said)
Portia (5′1″/155 cm)
- If you sit on her shoulders, you two can wear Muriel’s clothes
- She is. the worst with the short jokes
- She never gets to make them, and she cannot stop herself
- Makes a big show of it when you ask her to reach something, even though she’s only a little bit taller
- Once, you two got a pillow stuck in the rafters and had to
bribeenlist Julian to get it down - She does have all kinds of tips and tricks to functioning at your size without getting her brother involved (step stools hidden all over Vesuvia)
- Did you know half of those secret Palace rooms and passageways are too small for someone even Asra’s size to get to?
- You two find all kinds of goodies on your Under-5′5″ Secret Palace Adventures (room a previous Count used exclusively for having affairs - 1; shortcuts to the kitchens - 10; spiders - a shitload)
Muriel (6′10″/208 cm)
- Boy, if he wasn’t hyperaware of his size before
- You are (almost) two feet shorter than him
- One foot is nothing. Most people are about a foot shorter than him. but two feet??
- The average adult cat is 18-22″ long. You could put a whole large cat on your head and still be shorter than him
- He’s actually very coordinated, and hardly ever bumps into anything, but he is mortified of bumping into you or running you over (because he would launch you)
- Very aware of his stride length when you’re out on a walk together, especially in the woods
- You usually fall asleep flat on his chest - he’s a little worried about squishing you in any other position, and the rhythm of his breathing lifts you up and down and rocks you to sleep
- You’re used to being picked up, but holy shit it’s like you weigh nothing at all. People break more of a sweat carrying a bag of groceries than Muriel does porting you around
Nadia (5′10″/178 cm)
- Will physically remove someone’s arm from
their bodyyour shoulder/head when they do that annoying short-person-armrest thing - Also worried about your safety and teaches you fencing, not fighting. (You’re not a berserker; you just need to protect yourself)
- Custom-makes your outfits herself; she doesn’t trust Lucio’s tailor, and that way you can get frisky while she’s taking your measurements
- Plays with and styles your hair a lot, since it’s right at her arm-level
- Always seated in portraits of you together, so she isn’t towering over you
- Consciously avoids diminutive nicknames (no “my little ___”); even if it doesn’t bother you, she thinks it’s tacky
- Loves when you sit in her lap
- It’s a great way to keep her from working too hard, because she can’t focus on anything else when you do. She’ll drop everything to shower you with kisses
Julian (6′4″/193 cm)
- Jokes about putting a bell on you so he doesn’t lose you in crowds
- Or maybe a really tall, brightly-colored hat
- You’re best off as the little spoon, otherwise he splays out so much when he sleeps he’ll push you right out of bed
- Likes resting his chin on your head and reading books together (he says poetry is his favorite, but he’s a sucker for harlequin romance)
- So many forehead and top-of-the-head kisses
- Like dancing? So many lifts
- Also loves when you sit in his lap, especially while he’s telling a story
- Occasionally he forgets and gets so into it he stands up
- He caught you! but the crowd at the Rowdy Raven never lets him forget about the time he hip-checked his partner into a table
Asra (5′8″/173 cm)
- He’s not used to being the tall one in the relationship, especially not by this margin
- Gets more upset about short jokes than you do
- “I know you’re used to it, but that doesn’t make it right”
- Likes to be the big spoon, but if you’d rather be a jet pack, he’s down
- He’s already anxious in crowds, but now he’s also worried about getting separated
- You have to remind him frequently he can pick out your aura from a mile away
- He’s not exactly the type to reorganize the whole shop, but he’ll make you a magical grabby-stick to get things down from high shelves
- Faust is also happy to help; her strategy is wrapping around what you need and flinging herself off the shelf for you to catch. Cannonball!☕
🤔🤔 how about the main six getting jealous?? Maybe someone is getting too close to mc,, (also I’m head over heels in love with you and your blog, you’re doing amazing sweetie keep up the great work 👏👏)
[[ i think anyone trying to make anyone jealous has a decent chance ending up dead in a street but that’s just me. listed in order from most to least jealous lol long & a lil spicy under the cut!!]]
Ø LUCIO : the most jealous. Hands down. Lucio is so needy and possessive it doesn’t surprise anyone that it doesn’t take much to trigger jealousy. It could be a that a servant looked at you for too long, that you laughed too hard at a snide joke Valerius made, or that you and Nadia had tea together- if you aren’t attached to his hip it’s a problem. Now if it’s just some no name or an idiot who doesn’t know who you belong too, Lucio has no problem killing them. Feeding them to the beetles in the dungeons below,slitting their throat with a perfectly sharpened claw, giving them a new pair of cement shoes and tossed off the docks… Lucio might even recount these ideas with you seated in his lap as his fingers start digging into your hip. If you choose to make him jealous on purpose, you’re playing a dangerous game that will end upwith you facedown in the mattress, your hips propped up with the help of his hands once again digging into your skin to keep you steady as he thrusts into you roughly, marking your body with plenty of hickies and bruises in the shapes of his hands and teeth. He’ll make you repeat to him who you belong to, who makes you scream at night, the only person who ever gets to have you like this-Count Lucio. You’ll have a hard time walking afterwards but you don’t entirely mind, part of Lucio gets off on the little game you play. However when it’s not between the rules, when it isn’t the game orchestrated between the two of you and it’s Lucio reading into something that isn’t there or someone who thinks or doesn’t know of your relationship is when things get heated. It isn’t sensual hickies, it’s all teeth and claws , it’s you being tied down or hoisted against the wall, it isn’t you that he worries about but he trusts nobody.
Ø NADIA : is second most jealous, Nadia is a poised and talented woman who is confident in all her aspects. However a marriage, even an unhappy one, leaves something behind on a person. It leaves a sort of hurt and ache, an odd insecurity. It’s barely there, with Nadia you would have to look pretty deep to even see that faint glimmer of it. If anything it would show perhaps when her sisters are around- granted she is the ruler of Vesuvia, she has absolute trust in you but…Nahara is strong, Navra is so lively, Nasmira is compassionate, Nazali is an adventuring doctor…would you prefer to be with one of them? It’s a faint thought but you’ll see it, that jealousy bubbling beneath the surface if Navra wants to teach you to dance, if Nasmira wants to play with your hair, or the time that Nahara bench pressed you like you weighed nothing. Nadia loves her sisters and will know she’s being ridiculous but she’ll be more affectionate around her sisters. Hold your hand a little more tightly, steal more kisses in front of them. If Nadia is jealous it doesn’t stir outbursts or violence, in fact it makes her a little clingy but more gentle. She’ll clutch you tighter to her chest, make a point for more eye contact when you make love, and perhaps if it stirs enough in her- she will ask you if you’re happy, if she is enough. Shower her with gentle affections and reassurances, that there is no other queen who could ever have your heart as she does. However if it is someone who is unaware of your relationship or tries to court you despite knowing you’re with Nadia, her treatment towards them grows cold and she’s more protective of you. Elegant fingers will curl around your shoulders or a hand will rest on your waist or hip, a disgusted sneer will marr her graceful features; much like her ex husband- Nadia is not subtle to people like this people who go out of their way so shamelessly. You’ll be wordlessly whisked away to your shared quarters, lipstick smeared all over you-Nadia won’t let you remove all of it by the time you’re done and you don’t mind, she’s hands all over her motions fluid but furious in mapping your body out,anchoring you to her desperately. You’ll have to coax it out of Nadia- she’ll never outright say or try to understand her jealousy, she’ll find it embarrassing. If you want to help her work through it, she’ll be grateful but if you want to wordlessly comply instead, well that’s okay too.
Ø MURIEL : he’s a hermit, you and Asra are all he has and he avoids Vesuvia at all costs. Should you somehow convince him to come to town for the market, a Masquerade, a festival- Muriel will though only for you. Social interactions aren’t much his forte and make him uncomfortable, he sees all these bright and happy faces, all these normal men…might they be better for you? Muriel was a killer, and executioner, a hermit who held conversations with Asra or a wolf. Muriel’s jealousy further breeds his insecurities, he’ll chastise himself and put the blame on him- not you. Never you. You’re brilliant and compassionate, who wouldn’t be drawn to you?? Muriel tends to keep close to you, your much smaller hand usually engulfed in his own-it helps soothe his social anxiety. But while he sits, perhaps with Asra while getting some snacks and bread he’ll see someone approach you, someone smooth and suave, they say something that makes you laugh- that melodious sound he loves so much and Muriel is torn. One side of him feels anger bubbling up- Asra can almost see his eyes glaze over and darken wanting to shove the person away from you. The other part is insecurity- that person can make you laugh, be confident, perhaps the things he doesn’t think he can be. Muriel’s cheeks will flush and he’ll avert his gaze, embarrassed and sullen. It’s not exactly pouting, but you can definitely feel Muriel’s gaze on you, you can feel the shift in his aura. When you rejoin him, make a bit of a show cradling his face in your hands and pepper your gentle giant with kisses, ending with a loving smooch. “Nobody can come close to you Muriel. Don’t be silly.” The only way to banish the feeling is by your affections and affirmations- he doesn’t mean to be needy, he really doesn’t but he doesn’t know any other way. Take the reigns that once you get back to his home, gently coax him down to the bed, whisper sweet nothings to him and make slow love to him. Muriel is always so gentle with you when being intimate, partly out of fear and also inexperience. But watching you work your body against your own makes Muriel melt and any doubts he may have had ebbs away with each rock of your hips and loving affirmations that tumble from your swollen lips.
Ø JULIAN : Julian is a hot mess but he’s your hotmess. Julian is suave, smooth, articulate, has the brilliant mind of a doctor…but he’s not always had the best of luck when it comes to relationships.He has plenty of insecurities that often bubble up despite his best efforts, Julian’s a transparent man. The insecurities coupled with getting over his years-long slew of self deprication, self sabotage, and of the like will make jealousy quite the enemy. Julian will do his best to stave it off- he’s so proud of you after all, he loves you to bits, there’s nobody on this earth he trusts more than you. Other people, particularly other men however- now that’s different.If someone’s got their sights set on you or goes out of their way to buy you a drink or ask you for a dance, Julian won’t hesitate to swoop in with a refill of your drink already in hand or his hand on your hip. “Darling, I got your favorite right here.” “My love, it’s our song- won’t you dance with me?” He’ll shut it down no problem, even if he has to wedge himself between the other person and you, he’s also a fan of stealing smooches to prove a point, Julian will drape himself over you if he has to, ever your little drama king. The bitter feeling will linger in Julian’s chest some, and once you get alone those desperate touches that he would sneak along your body while you danced might become a little more forward, his lips a little more feverish against your own.Julian will take his time with you, in the midst of wanton moans and open mouthed kisses Julian will quietly ask “Did you really make the right choice?”Of course you did, reassure him, show him just how set you are in your choice,leave Julian seeing stars after a roll in the sheets with you and he’ll never pose that question again but he’ll never stop intercepting someone who thinks they can win your affections.

Ø PORTIA: Portia isn’t the jealous type, people think her significant other is hot? Damn right her babe is hot, she’d be more offended if they didn’t think that. It would take a lot to make Portia feel jealous, she’s confident in your relationship and she’s confident in each ofyou. Portia is the type who will totally grin and listen as someone tries to chat you up, compliment you, or buy you a drink and will suddenly chime in agreement. “Oh I know, I always tell her she’s got the prettiest eyes.” honestly Portia is a little shit and enjoys planting a big smooch on your cheek or holding your hand while someone tries to garner your favor, of course you deserve the ego boost, of course you deserve those compliments- babe LOOK at you. Very seldom does Portia ever feel jealous, if anything she may feel a little insecure when the Countess is around- Nadia is so elegant and regal, you are her trusted magician and Portia is…well her title as handmaiden isn’t really as impressive. But it’s something she easily pushes aside and exchanges for having pride in you instead. Jealousy is a fickle silly emotion to Portia and she does her best to keep it at bay or swallow it down. Any of that negative feelings is pushed away by simple affections or by a quick laughy roll in the sheets, it always does the two of you plenty of good.
Ø ASRA : the least jealous of all of them. Asra of all people is the most confident and comfortable in your relationship and much like Portia would totally be a shit and smirk the entire time someone hits on you and would join in with compliments as well. Either he would pretend he’s trying to swoop in without knowing you, or would just slyly slink an arm around your waist. “Shame though, if you really had paid attention you’d have seen she was spoken for.” Asra enjoys when you get showered in more compliments or praise, he thinks you deserve the world, and honestly part of him gets off on it. Because of course you’re gorgeous, you’re a wonder in itself, you’re an ever bright light, you’re a goddess amongst mere mortals as far as Asra is concerned. So maybe he stays back a little bit to watch some poor sap try to win you over but at night, Asra knows you’re the one quaking beneath him or above him, you moan his name into the night, you sleep in your shared bed in YOUR home. Sometimes you don’t even make it home, Asra sweeping you into a dark alley,casting a spell to shroud you from prying eyes or eager ears as he desperately paws your clothing open at the right spots to thrust into you, breathing hotly into your ear. “You’re so beautiful…how could anyone resist you so…eyes are drawn to beauty.” Playfully trying to make Asra jealous won’t get you really anywhere since he’s not the type but he may play along if he’s down for the ride or just up the ante when this game comes to the inevitable head of you both getting intimate somewhere no matter where you are; in one of the many guest rooms, an alley, leaving customers to hear you be briefly pounded into before Asra would return to read their fortune or sell them an elixir.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
The Road To El Dorado (2000)
A tidbit about Simon & Josh
I’ve read quite a few fan fictions featuring Simon & Josh as Markus’ right hand men (not excluding North as his right hand woman) and I have noticed that they both fall into allotted roles that I think the fandom has accepted them into.
Josh is often dealing with internal issues or is entirely absent.
Simon is often dealing with the public or is dead.
I don’t think this fits either of their personalities.
Josh is constantly on the side of peace. Constantly advising Markus and arguing with North. He asserts himself when he needs to, always thinking about public opinion.
Simon is constantly opting for the safe option. Not the option that will get the public on their side but the one that will keep the androids safe. He was the leader of Jericho before Markus and settles the arguements between North and Josh.
Josh should be looking out for public relations.
Simon should be managing the internal disputes.
(North is Markus’ BFF and helps him manage his anger and self doubts.)
Modern elevators will not fall unless they are extensively sabotaged.
In 1857, Elisha Otis, of the Otis Elevator Company introduced the Otis Elevator Brake, now a standard component of all elevators. He advertised it by getting in an elevator, riding it to the top, and then ordering that the cable supporting the elevator be cut.
When the elevator is held up by the tension in the cable above, that same tension holds the braking mechanism in a position where it doesn’t touch anything. But if the tension goes away, a spring is released which causes the prongs of the elevator break to thrust outward, locking into a row of teeth running down the side of the elevator shaft and making the elevator completely immobile until repaired.
You can be trapped in an elevator, but you cannot fall in an elevator.
This is actually really comforting thank you
I once… not so much “fell” as “slid in uneven jolts” all the way to the basement in a tiny elevator at a little motel in Morocco. I was stuck there for hours, trapped with a high fever and no water and no cell reception. The elevator wasn’t supposed to access the basement so I have NO idea what went wrong with that… I don’t think anyone actually did maintence on it, but still. I have… cautious opinions about elevators.
You’ve heard of “Fake Dating.” Now get ready for
Fake Family
1. “This guy is being a creep and won’t leave me alone. Will you pretend to be my overprotective older brother for five minutes?”
2. “The nurse said only family was allowed back here, so I told her we were siblings. Just go along with it.”
3. “That person asked if I was your S/O. I’m sick of people not believing when I say we’re friends, so I said we were siblings.”
4. “I’m your bodyguard, but the event you’re going to does not allow bodyguards, so I’m now your sibling.”
5. “I was on a date, and the person made me uncomfortable, so I told them my parent was a cop. Only problem: My parents are dead, and you’re the only cop I know. Help?”
6. “We have a very elaborate story of how we’re related that we tell everyone when they meet us. No one has any idea that it isn’t true.”
7. “I told someone we were siblings, but we look nothing alike, so you said I was adopted. Now they want to have dinner with my family… Are your parents good at lying?”
8. “We always joke that we’re siblings, but someone didn’t realize we were joking, so now we’re seeing how far we can carry this out.”
9. “Our organization is extremely covert, but your friends have caught me at your place a few times picking you up. I just found out that you’ve been telling them I’m your hysterical aunt who calls you every time she has a new heartbreak. Really? You couldn’t come up with a less embarrassing cover?”
10. “Look, I love you, too, but if you keep telling people you’re my grandchild, I’m going to scream. I’m not that old, you know?”
guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????
though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands









