I have found the true meaning of life

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

cat people: dogs are cool too dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

not to be nsfw but i really need someone to hold me

play with her pussy not her feelings

every time i rewatch FRIENDS i just start disliking Ross more and more

this was like the first vine I saw

I think about this video all the time

when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself

how can lawyers argue without crying 

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

Yep gotta love American HealthCare.

“Spider-Man: Homecoming Dominates Social Media for Third Consecutive Week”

She has a pillow of her face on her couch. This is a Leo move I gotta do

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender

i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed

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