Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

Not even sorry

Hate tf out of whoever put this on my dashboard

not again omfg.

How 2016 girls are about to be on the first day of school

he said, “I’ll wait.. Thank you!” 😭

😭😭 Never gets old

IM WEAAAAAAAK

BRUHHHH

Deceased.

Happy Halloween!

Melanie Martinez (via lyricalmeaning)

Training Wheels 🚲

by Mr. Lovenstein

My Black Friday experience:

im the man who wanted a jar of pickles

Aries: the preacher who knows how to stab people over PS4 Taurus: the jar of pickles man Cancer: policemen wearing Rudolph antlers Gemini: broke a woman’s arm over blue towels in the box Leo: one of the women that wanted the vacuum cleaner Virgo: employee who got hit over the head with a Doc McStuffins purse Libra: the man who hit Virgo with the Doc McStuffins purse Scorpio: the woman that wanted the same vacuum cleaner as Leo Sagittarius: stampede at khols over pillows Capricorn: the man with 20 blenders Aquarius: the person who witnessed everything Pisces: broken arm woman

if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands 

*claps like my life depends on it*

thing: *happens* me: literally dO NOT

this is the hot dog man of destiny

once every 15.5 years this man will fend off all darkness for you

reblog in 12 seconds or you will never feel happiness again

holy fuck….. guys reblog for good luck!!!!!!!!!! after i reblogged this i got a cheque in the mail for $59028498 trust me it works!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

Pair your chic style with the subtle sophistication of ’chinchilly’.

ughh that is so cutee

When I sing...

at home:

when my favorite song play on the radio:

in the shower:

in the computer:

if someone asks me to sing:

yessss bc im good at singing when im alone....😂