cute date idea: we’re shopping for everything we’ll need at our new apartment and laughing as we make suggestions for dumb things that we’d never need. i can’t get this stupid smile off my face, knowing i’m about to share my life with you

cute date idea: you invite me over to your home, make us popcorn, and surprise me with a huge blanket fort you spent the whole afternoon on. we stay close and spend the night hiding from the world, cuddling and watching our favorite holiday movies. the world is so warm when we’re together.

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

friends with a guy who’s favorite color is beige

is it me

why the fuck would it be you i dont even know you

wouldnt it be fucked up if one day clouds all solidified and fell down at terminal velocity onto earth killing most of its tenants

i think itd be a little fucked up yeah

thought so tbh

cant believe www. stands for world wide web

thankyou for this actually. I had no idea what the day was

i’m a little worried about you because i posted this on a monday

mcgonagall gets bored and starts assigning homework like ‘turn the weirdest thing you can find into a chicken

Imagine

Your f/o kissing your body. They sweep their lips along your skin, pressing firmly on your cheeks, the rim of your ear, your jawline, hair, neck, collarbone, shoulders, arms, hands, chest, stomach, hips, legs, or wherever you’d like them to, passing you a glance at each new area to make sure they aren’t making you uncomfortable. Their shallow, gentle breaths skim along the surface of your body, weaving through the hair that lines your skin, and making your heart race wildly. Your hand runs through their hair, your fingers softly rubbing their head, encouraging them to continue as they lavish your figure in warm, endearing kisses. A set of fingers makes its way to your free hand, clasping it tightly. Their tongue occasionally slips from between their lips, leaving small, moist patches trailing across your body. Your hearts beat feverishly in tandem as you soak in each other’s presence, and your fondness for one another only grows with each passing second. You are a canvas on which they express their love, and their mouth is a pen with which they stipple you with marks of their undying affection. 

ain’t nothin’ gonna check my vibe,

i contribute very little to society but i’m funny so it’s ok

dont forget to kill your husband today!! 🌸💖🌸💝

get that money, girls!!!!!! 🌺🌼🌻 <3

another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it

guess what happened today. fucking guess

i want to learn everything about you. i want to learn what you love. what you hate. i want to learn what drives you crazy. what keeps you up at night. your fears. your ambitions. your dreams. and i want to be there, right beside you, throughout all of it.

I can’t fix everything, but I can listen to every word and hug you when you cry.

Just lying in bed with you is one of the best things that could ever happen.

I want to nuzzle my nose against your cheek and run my hands through your hair, and tangle my legs with yours - I want to fall asleep listening to the sound of your heartbeat and breath, knowing that you’ll be right there next to me when I wake up

date someone who is interested in you. i don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. i mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. someone who wants to read every word you write. someone who wants to hear every note of your favourite song, or watch every scene of your favourite movie. someone who wants to find every scar on your body, and learn where they came from. someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. there is a difference between attraction and interest. find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are.

There’s not a single hickey on me, this is a disgrace.