Damn, missed it again

Happy Bog Day!

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

lol my doctor just injected me w somethimg pink

My catears getting bigger.

Huh

Starting a collection

inaccurate, they will survive.

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

not gonna say it again

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

do you ever see a post so good that resonates with you so deeply you mourn that you were never bright enough to think of it yourself

I put a smell on you

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

ahem

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

wrote this about sensory issues but people relating because of hallucinations or tinnitus or anything else I am shaking your hand in solidarity if you are comfortable with that

oh you hate me? you see my big beautiful sad brown eyes and you’re gonna hate me?

don’t reblog this and add your eye color this is specifically for brown eyes ONLY

yeah i’m doomed by the narrative but i have a little time to be absolutely gay

putting my inevitable death on pause to be homosexual for a second

im like if a dead body was alive

does anyone know how to make a desicion

I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while