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GUYS, I KNOW THAT IT'S 11PM AND I SHOULD PROBABLY BE GOING TO SLEEP BC MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS WACK BUT HERE ME OUT-

How MHA characters would taste like when you kiss them:

-Deku tastes like chocolate covered marshmallows OR chocolate covered cherries; Also his lips are incredibly soft-
- Bakugou's lips might be a but chapped but he tastes like caramel guaranteed
- Kiripima probably tastes like plain vanilla for some reason pero his lips are very soft to make up for it
- Denki 109% tastes like the lemonhead candies but with a hint of mint
I can't think of any more and it's getting late ok bye enjoy~
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  • incorrect quotes because i haven’t done these in literally months

y/n: goodnight moon.

y/n: goodnight tree.

y/n: goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

y/n: violence isn't the answer.

tommy: you’re right.

y/n: *sighs in relief*

tommy: violence is the question.

y/n: what?

tommy, bolting away: and the answer is yes.

y/n, running after them: NO-

y/n: oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

phil:

phil: y/n, i swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

y/n: *Sips coffee from bowl*

y/n: english is a difficult language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

ranboo: You need to stop.

y/n: remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

techno: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Denki as a father
Y/N: Babe?
Denki: Yea, what's up?
Y/N: Where's our daughter?
Denki: Uuuhh, outside.
Y/N: Why? She was supposed to be SLEEPING and it's freezing outside.
Denki: You see, wHaT hApPeNEd wAs-
Y/N: What. Did. You. Do?
Denki: SHE STARTED CRYING AND I FREAKED OUT SO I THREW HER OUTSIDE!
Y/N: YOU THREW OUT DAUGHTER OUTSIDE?!
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Time to post all of my memes

*THESE ARE MADE BY ME. PLEASE DON'T REPOST WITHOUT MY PERMISSION*

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KARASUNO AS PICK UP LINES
Hinata- Are you the sun? Because you're so beautiful it blinds me
Kageyama- Can I follow you? My mom said to follow my dreams
Daichi- Ah shit, I need to go to the hospital because I broke my leg fallin for you
Suga- I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together
Tanaka- Do you like sleeping? Cause we could do it together-
Noya- If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
Asahi- If I was a cat I'd spend all 9 of my lives with you
Tsukishima- Are you a bottle of bleach? Because I'd love to have you in my mouth

Yamaguchi- Is your name Winter? Because you'll definitely be coming soon

Kiyoko- Wanna play the shark game? I eat you and you scream

Yachi- I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice

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slytherinsheashire

Saw this on Twitter and thought it was super cute!

Google your name followed by:

*your name* fantasy gown

*your name* fantasy crown

*your name* fanstasy weapon

Create your fantasy outfit and tag 5 people to show you theirs!

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Ummm sorry but Geralt of Rivia ain’t gonna know what hit him baby!

Tagging some peeps, show me yours!!

@iloveyouyen @littlefreya @dancingwendigo @onlyhenrys @achaoticaugust @thelastsock @the-soot-sprite @killjoy-assbutt-1112 @fishcustardandclintbarton and anyone else who wants to join!

Okay so I wasn’t tagged but

Omg I want all of this

And probably also a medival castle where i can live the the rest of my life

@dollopheaded @screenwritr @tolkienlockian @a-confused-contradictory-mess @thatgaywizardoverthere @once-and-future-gay And anyone else who sees this

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tolkienlockian

Wow, that was cool, thanks for the tag @the-once-and-future-what

I love this so much, it looks so badass

Tagging @junemo10 @pen-dragonlord @emrys-holmes-stark-winchester @witchmd13 @alexander-gideon-lightwood-bane

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pen-dragonlord

Thanks for the tag @tolkienlockian this was fun

Damn I want this outfit/ensemble so much it’s looks amazing 🤩😍✨

Okay so I don’t know how many has already done this, so I’m just gonna tag the first that comes up on my tag line @daurelys @lighthouse-on-the-sea @thegreymoon @merlinmyrddin @fishoutofcamelot @tamsinuk @inalandofmythandmerthur and anyone else who sees this and want to do it

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fuckthisshitimoutyall

wasnt tagged but really wanted to try this. 

hhhhhngg these look so cool 

tagging (no pressure)

@justdyingontheinside​ @madamm004​ @excusemehellohi​ @rimanowa​ and @arthurpendragonns​

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justdyingontheinside

Thank u @fuckthisshitimoutyall I love uuuu ❤️❤️❤️

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lol everything is red cuz my name means red

Tagging

@brokenwordsarehard @i-really-should-change-my-url @angry-gay-readytofight

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brokenwordsarehard

Thx for the tag @justdyingontheinside ❤️🎵✨

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Damnnnn u better not mess with me with those daggers

@loveswifi @ash-amg @zambie-trashart

Dang good

@ anyone I’m too tired to tag people lol

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golden-promises

Alright, I wasn’t tagged, but this just seemed so cool that I had to do it

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I don’t know what those are, are they like claws?? But they look awesome!

@the-fusionist @maribat-shenanigans @boop-le-snoot @highladyofravenclaw @octobitch​

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the-fusionist

OMG I’m so happy @golden-promises tagged me, its so nice of you tysm! This waa so fun to do!

I don’t know to many people to tag, but:

@mochegato @princessanimeangel11 @mysnis @dessarious @literally everyone and anyone

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mysnis

Thanks for the tag @the-fusionist

I feel mine is a little wild and doesn’t match well together…

I would have preferred a sword.

Tagging @chocolate1721 @theatreandcomicfreak @caffeinetheory and anyone else who wants to try.

saw it and really wanted to do this. this looks really cool tbh

@carrisarune​ @minightrose​ @slytherinsheashire​ @kaitlinmarley​

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m0mm1-ka5p3r

Wasn't tagged but my results were so gorgeous I just had to show it off

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Hey guys

I just made a GC called Class 1A bc I was bored and I want to make new friends :3

Feel free to join

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Hi, um..

This is me for anyone who's wondering

Go ahead n talk ya shit

Have a nice day 😄

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wigglingpandaboi asked:

TUMBLR HUGGGGGG PASS IT ON TO TEN FAVORITE FOLLOWERS!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💚💚💚💚💙💚💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💛💛💙💛💛💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💖💖💖💖💖💖💜💜💜💜

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smol-grey-tea answered:

WAIT WHAT I CANT COUNT THAT HIGH UH-

@wigglingpandaboi @heart-of-daydreams @pluviopxtrified @ollie-the-witch @neverknowsbestyo @throughthedoomdays @akioisthemself @godisrealandshessexy @wayward-bumblebee @iamin19fandomshelp

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m0mm1-ka5p3r

Oh shit I dont know alot of people uuuhhhh

@sangled @autumnalfallingleaves @galactibunny @viria @thehallowsden uuuhhhhh idk

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howdoistormspirit

Tagged by @unknown-lifeform thank youuu!!

Rules: Tag nine (holy shit) people you wish to know better, or tag like three because you’re anxiety

Top 3 Ships: Geraskier (The Witcher)

Blupjeans (TAZ:Balance)

Taakitz (TAZ: Balance)

Last Song: White Knuckles by OK Go

Last Movie: ….I watched an episode of Mythbusters yesterday? Listen I honestly don’t remember, I don’t really watch movies. I should watch Man of Steel though,,,, anyway it might have been Monty Python and the Holy Grail again?

Currently Reading: Mostly fanfic, but I’m slowly working through The Last Wish

What food are you craving right now? Indian Food. I’m always craving that though.

Tagging: @lilacsdandelionsandonions @tony-stark-has-a-heart @tiny-idiot-in-a-tinier-bucket @lazy-lousy-lizy-jane @thehallowsden and anyone who wants to!

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Top 3 Ships (this is hard): ObiMaul (Star Wars), Scriddler (DC), Harry Potter Ships (I couldn’t decide… I like the rare pairs the most though)

Last Song: The Good In Me by Jon Bellion

Last Movie: … I honestly can’t remember… It’s been a long time since I watched a movie… I should really go fix that…

Currently Reading: Harry Potter Fanfics… A lot of Harry Potter Fanfics… Enough said…

What Food Are You Craving?: Chocolate. Been a while since I had some. I’m also craving for cheesecake.

Tagging: @ellerahs @chaos-inperson @carrisarune @shyestofhearts @slytherinsheashire @deacf-coffee-is-a-sin

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deacf-coffee-is-a-sin

I have been summoned

Top 3 OTP (every fandom ive ever been a part of has left me): AzCrow (Good Omens), Louis x Legosi (Beastars), and…. yea I’ll just go with @howdoistormspirit​‘s Geraskier (The Witcher)- but like, the book them (Geralt needs to get his act together), WAIT and dabihawks (mha) ₑᵥₑₙ ₜₕₒ ₜₕₐₜ ₛₕᵢₚ ᵢₛ ₛₗₒ𝓌ₗᵧ ᵦᵤᵣₙᵢₙ𝓰 ᵤₚ, ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒᵗ ʷᵃʸ

Last Song: Hullabaloo by Rare Americans

Last Movie: I saw my 1st couple of episodes of that show where the dudes play volleyball and the name ends in !! (for the life of me i dont think i can spell the name of it right rn)

Currently Reading: Death Watch, it’s ok so far but a little slow. I’m waiting for a ebook copy of Six of Crows tho too

What Food Are You Craving?: Saltines, i miss the taste…of salt

Tagging: ummmmmm, @peanut-era​, @kharzifeu, @fellownewsiesgal, @hope-inthedark, @r0s4di4z, @needscaffeine, @weaponized-gluten, @axlfnaffan, and @briareris. Anyone else is welcome too!

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m0mm1-ka5p3r

Get in losers, we're going shopping-

Top 3 OTPs- Reddie (IT), Daisuga (Haikyuu!!) And Klance (Voltron:Legendary Defenders)

Last Song: Animal by Sir Chloe

Last Movie: Uuuhhhhhhh, I don't remember 😅

Currently Reading: Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Titan's Curse

What Food Are You Currently Craving: White Chocolate and Strawberries

I'll tag everyone who wants to join

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autumnalfallingleaves

Tagged by @yellowmagicalgirl :D

name: On here, Bean and/or Nonie. I don’t mind either.

nicknames: Nonie Wose, Bean, Miss Rose, a ton of stuff relating to my IRL name (which I’m not comfortable with sharing)

zodiac sign: Aquarius

height: Five foot six

languages: English is my first language, and I know a tiny bit of Mandarin and ASL

nationality: American

favorite season: Fall

favorite flower: Poppies

favorite scent: Lavender, balsam, and woodsmoke

favorite animal: I like birds?? Especially owls and doves

favorite fictional character: Tie between Jim Lake, Jr. (Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia) and Steven Universe (Steven Universe)

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Currently partial to tea

average hours of sleep: 6 and a half to 7 on weekdays, varies on the weekends

cat or dog person: Dog person

number of blankets you sleep with: 8 (don’t judge me lol)

dream trip: England, Ireland, Scotland, Iceland, or Italy

blog established: A little over a year ago

followers: 296

a random fact: I kicked my families’ butts at Yahtzee yesterday (I couldn’t think of anything interesting)

I tag: @lighterstike @eurazba @vanillapie-80 

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m0mm1-ka5p3r

Ight, let's get it

Name: Alex

Nicknames: Shorty (-_-) , Rose, Firecracker, Crackhead, Chaotic child, etc.

Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Height: 5'5

Languages: English, Spanish (not fluent) and I'm learning French/Japanese

Nationality: Cuban/ Puerto Rican

Favorite Season: Summer

Favorite Flower: Roses

Favorite Scent: Lavender, Woodsmoke and Peach

Favorite Animal: Lions (especially the cubs) and Bunnies

Favorite Fictional Character: Iko (The Lunar Chronicles) and Leo Valdez (Percy Jackson)

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate?: Coffee, specifically iced coffee

Average Hours of Sleep: As of recently, about 4-7

Cat or Dog Person: Dog

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: 0, I sleep with a comforter 😁

Dream Trip: Romania, France, Bali, Italy and Dominican Republic

Blog Established: Uuuhhhh last year I believe

Followers: Between 4-7 😅😅

A Random Fact: I've fallen off the roof of my old house, the tallest tree in the backyard, and a tall fence, YET I HAVE NEVER BROKE A SINGLE BONE

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I got Slytherin... Hogwarts Houses But Pottermore Can Die By My Blade
This was originally for my group chat, so you know its a labor of love with only iron clad meme-proof takes. I do not know a single Taylor Swift song, so you all Will Not Have To Know Anything (there are lyric questions, just not recognizing song titles alone of any artist). (This quiz has been tested for accuracy and if you staunchly disagree with a take literally I'm greylunar on Tumblr lets talk I will improve it) YO IM PUTTING THIS IN ALL CAPS THIS QUIZ CAN GOOF YOU UP Trigger Warning: This is a personality test that doesn't pull a lot of punches. Some content may be delving into fears that you hold/your internal self so like, just be safe I love you all! There are some parental mentions, and vague allusions to common concepts in Monotheistic religions, so please keep that in mind if you choose to take it c:
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I didn't actually expect to get Slytherin. In Pottermore I'm more of a Gryffinpuff

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