Sometimes twitter be hitting

This is even funnier with context attached

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

he really said 😬

American hero

I want to kill Ricky Gervais witha. Claw hammer

Ello oim racki gervjs and oim a fackin asethost innit

^ biggest fucking dork known to man

the kiss!

a pack of 100 Vegas ants all working together to carry one single poker chip to a roulette table, betting it on red, watching it land on black, and each jumping into the nearest cocktail it can reach and drowning itself for the pride of the antill

Barefoot Gen introduction by author Keiji Nakazawa, from the 2004 English edition.

✨ alphabet sketchbook #1! ✨

this is a project i've been working on since october 2022. using vintage address books, i draw/collage something that starts with the letter on the tab for that page! this was my first book, and since then i've done three total, currently working on my fourth! i usually post pages individually on my insta/twitter as i go, and when i finish, i make a closure with some kind of string and a bead. :)

Breaking bad but instead of meth they make poppers

oh thank god

one guy on the sub was like "guys we're about to blow up"

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

How does he do that and play it so cool

if it was me i would freak out

awesome

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

i’m not saying i’m better than you…. but my url has no dashes and i’m a natural brunette 

Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I'd Hoped

Get your meat sucked

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation