Green Knight. The Android🤖
thefighter2-deactivated20200212
i had an idea
You make this heartwrenching comic and still make the doctor 2 toads in a labcoat
f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.
yeah :)
haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you
this screenshot will not leave my fucking head. i've been thinking about it all day. i'll be playing games or making a snack and my brain will whisper "good lord theres penice" to me
HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!
look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:
damn she wasn’t lying
that ass purple can fart has no losers
losing my shit rn over seeing this in my notifs and clawing desperately to comprehend meaning from it
you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
Discussion Questions
- This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?
- In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?
- Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?
Tags that made me choke on my energy drink
Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)
Babe are you okay I saw you reblog Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)
chimpeventalert
The commentary by Ridley Scott he did for the Quadrilogy Boxset about this scene is hilarious. He said “She refused to pull up her panties and shave at all. We had to pay someone in 1979 something like 5 thousand dollars to air brush out all her minge hair on every single cell of film. It took weeks!”
dykeripley
pathetic. release the bush cut.
Reblog to do that to the person you reblogged it from <3
trans-raichu
awaken
WAKEY WAKEY!!
It's been a long while since I posted on here. But I just feel like saying that I'm doing exceptionally well lately. Like my life isn't perfect but any means but the last couple months have really been going my way, I'm out of the bad situation I was locked into for most of last year. Surrounded again by people that really and genuinely love and care about me. Dating a beautiful girl whom I adore so much. Got a hair cut for the first time in years. I'm just... Happy. That's not something I could really say last year but now I really and truly can say that I am. I might start posting regularly again, but for now I just want to shout to the world, that I, Moki am happy! And i feel that's enough reason to post tonight. Anyways if you read this much thank you for letting me gush a bit, and I promise you that if you're ever doing poorly, things will get better in time. They did for me, so I don't see why I would be treated any different by the universe. Picture because I was looking hella cute when I got my hair done ❤️💜
moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20
whenevr i take an antihistamine i think of
Im collecting benadryl posts
