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Marooned on Planet Earth

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I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself for “the needs of the business.” Young people? Don’t fucking do it. They don’t care about you, you are a “resource,” not a human being. I can’t say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!

We talk a lot about how to tell if you have a bad boss... Here is how you know you have a good boss:

My boss would verbally kick my ass if I logged in or communicated voluntarily about work while on vacation. And if I had to log in, absolutely no one else could do my thing and it couldn't wait? He would refund my time off and make me take it the following week.

Time off is Time Off. Take it. Unashamedly. Unabashedly.

Time off is Time Off.

Take it. Unashamedly.

Unabashedly.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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This Tik Tok that just came across my FYP: “Will y’all authors stop using the word ‘cock’?? There’s so many other words!!”

Ma’am, respectfully, that is the least objectionable / most palatable word for that particular reproductive organ

and also respectfully, no, I will not stop 😂

you want me to say “dick”? that’s just caffeine-free diet “cock”

I’m sorry I have to reblog again because @artpigeons​‘s tags sent me into orbit

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The obsession with finding the perfect unoffensive literary replacement term for cock is how you get actual published books containing the words “throbbing manroot”

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Dick = rated M

Cock = rated E

I mean, if anything our priority should be finding a sexier term for “balls.” They are all just terrible. Everyone in the history of the English language looked at balls, said, “Those things are stupid as hell,” and named accordingly.

Guys, I have a proposal for a new word for “cock”.

I have read much fantasy (professionally published, somehow) full of sex scenes that won’t stop talking about a woman’s “lower lips”. As such, in the name of equality, I suggest:

Lower tongue.

Thanks Derin. Now it’s “he lower tongued her lower lips” and please just say fucked

He rammed his lower tongue down her lower throat in a passionate lower kiss

The nature of Humanity is that every so often, someone will reinvent “Thrussy”.

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Sexual themes