“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!
Papparazi photo 😂
Here have a Babey
Him face
These are 2 different cats that share one brain cell
One adorable floofy dumbarse.
One poor boy that has to hide from this bitch.
Dozens of comfortable spots and she chooses an old ruined shoebox. Meet my Hermione.
Not mine but one of the neighbourhood cats :3
His name is Special Agent Dale Cooper.
Smoky says hi
Him.
I saw a tiktok the other day that was showing the "nonbinary aesthetic" and included binders... idk how to tell u guys that constantly excluding amab nonbinary people is bad...
this is also not to mention that like, painting a flat chest as the "neutral" and being surprised when nonbinary people want or are happy with their breasts like. why are we creating gender roles for nonbinary people. can we stop now
Some idiot: Mandalorian culture obviously isn’t based on Polynesian culture. You’re just reaching.
Me: Oh you mean this Mandalorian culture?
“The Mandalorians—known in Mando'a as the Mando'ade, or "Children of Mandalore"—were a nomadic group of clan-based people.” - Wookiepedia
Wait I know I’ve heard that before…
“One of the principal characteristics of traditional Polynesian cultures is an effective adaptation to and mastery of the ocean environment……Kin groups were also the basis for Polynesian social hierarchies.” -Brittanica
Hmm..
OH you mean this Mandalorian Culture! With this word?
Aruetyc = foreign, or even traitorous, but generally "not Mandalorian"
Wait but that sounds like,
Pākehā and Haole = foreigner, not Māori or not Hawaiian (can be used derogatory)
Well maybe you mean this Mandalorian culture?
With the Keldabe kiss, a gentle headbutt consisting of a tapping of helmets together at the forehead-
Wait but that sounds like,,,
Hongi and Honi greetings where two individuals touch foreheads and breathe in (Honi is known as the Hawaiian Kiss)
No then you must mean this Mandalorian Culture,,,
Gai bal manda, the traditional adoption ritual in Mandalorian culture meaning “name and soul” followed by the saying "I know your name as my child"
Wait that-
Hānai, an adoption tradition followed by the phrase “Yours is the child, excreta, intestines and all.”
Or Whāngai an tradition involving adoption, meaning literally “to nourish”
No, you have to mean THIS Mandalorian culture!
With The Dha Werda Verda, a ritual poem accompanied by a ceremonial dance!
Wait-
Haka, a ceremonial Maori war dance that involves chanting.
………..
OH! You must mean the Mandalorian culture that was largely started by this man! Who plays the first live action Mandalorian we ever see, and his casting and the films he was in stared helped a rebrand for the Mandalorian culture! Whos impact inspired the main Legends content we all use as canon and-
Wait….
They sit together at the lunch table.
in that order
Like can we summon this m
like to charge reblog to cast
A monster?
Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST
i’m thinking about that post about how nature is healing with every update in minecraft
minecraft 1.12: more color than ever is brought to minecraft! parrots can be found in the jungle now!
minecraft 1.13: life has returned to the ocean! dolphins and fish and corals and sea pickles and vibrance!
minecraft 1.14: the villagers are remembering their culture and their craft! they’re more advanced than ever!
minecraft 1.15: bee :)
minecraft 1.16: there’s even life in the nether now! a somewhat-thriving society of piglins is there, there’s animals like striders and hoglins, and even forests of fungi!
minecraft 1.17: life is even occurring deep underground! axolotls are swimming around in the caves, new plantlife can be found stored away, and beautiful geodes adorn the underground!
minecraft 1.18: horror and evil and darkness. giant gashes in the world and looming mountains. hideous monster at the bottom of the caves. fucked up evil slime that wants to hurt you. kill kill violence murder kill
Lil Nas X, I sentence you to five years in Montero State prison. #FREELILNASX | INDUSTRY BABY COMING JULY 23
ok but the way that lil nas x is literally condemning himself for being gay and then being sent to “montero state prison” (when his real name is montero) is a fucking genius way to characterize internalized homophobia
Hey how many swords do u have
Sword of a lot
Blocked
Parried
using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you
i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me
deeply resent that i've literally not been able to take a shower since i got this message without thinking "pumice stone butch" to myself the moment the water comes on. i hope you're all happy.
can you draw sonic the hashbrown?
Sometimes i remember that i can make whatever i want
no way
https://nerdbot.com/2021/01/09/new-pill-bottles-for-shaky-hands-will-help-people-with-parkinsons/
This makes me cry, actually.
Just to add on. Libraries in many cities have 3d printers you can use that charge you only the price of materials. So if you can't wait for the shipping from the engineers, try your local library.
Humanity at its best 🤗
hey real quick? shoutout to disabled people who dont want to be role models or idols to the world. shoutout to disabled people who dont want to put themselves out there to be examples and be a voice for other disabled people, who just want to be left the fuck alone. its hard being told how strong/brave you are for living when you just want to be treated like a person, i know. please know that you are not obligated to be an example or a voice. you dont have to be a role model. you dont have to put yourself out there no matter how much abled people tell you that you’re such a strong and influential person, youre allowed to just be. i love you, i wish us all a peaceful and happy life
happy disabled pride month, yet again i wish us all a peaceful july
anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were
literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”
fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution
some people are doctors and some are.. nurses
I see shitting on nurses is still in vogue
tumblr should add polls. it would get batshit insane so quickly and I want to be here for it
COW NAP COW NAP COW NAPS COW NAP
my name is Cow,
I like to rest
in grass or barn
or hay is best.
when hoomans see
how soft my lap,
they cannot help.
they join for nap.
no no that’s a bop, i love it
“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,
“Who are you to stand so fearsome
With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”
Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

























