from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
it just gets better
and better
"There is no Totoro, and this is sad, but at least you don't have spiders for eyes"
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
If you remove everything “problematic” toward women and minorities from sincere historical fiction I am biting you biting you biting you.
Sometimes “he would not fucking say that” is when the guy living in 1852 is a third wave feminist.
The Music Man revival making Shipoopi a song about respecting women is killing me
Okay this is significantly more funny.
IF GARFIELD WERE A CATGIRL SHE'D BE FAT!!!!!! SHE'D BE FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE GARFIELD SKINNY!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARFIELD IS THE ANTITHESIS OF SKINNINESS!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HURT YOU REALLY REALLY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM BEING 100% SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE YOUR DESIGNS BE FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAW A FUCKING FAT PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUF UCK YOU FUDCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKJ YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUF UCK YOU DRAW A FAT PERSON NOW
oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event
reblog if you are full of transgender and homosexuality
As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!
You guys will never believe what just happened to me
What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar
Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them
OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)
or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now
I join the Discord server
I mute the Discord server
I'm never seen again in the Discord server
I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme
Watching them start losing it is half the joy.
Me taking my hypothetical children to pride:
See that man in the dog mask? He's playing a game of make believe with his friends to have fun, just like we do! See how his tail is wagging?
See that man with a gun? He's part of a violent institution that serves the ruling elite and upholds white supremacy. Fifty years ago he would have been raiding all these bars and arresting us all. He could shoot you in the face right now and probably not even lose his job. If he tries to talk to you, remember to say, "I won't speak with you unless I have an attorney present."
