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Faggotry

I uhh… I make potions… I guess?

Shapeshifter, I will only use it for good 😇

Like large scale industrial sabotage >:3

Launching a random mutual into orbit with a compressed yiff

To answer the <-prev huh? tag. Yiff is a furry bark I usually think a fox yiffs. To have yiffed is a yift. I will continue to attempt to yiff people into space even if it results in failure. Just being silly.

Ok, I thought you meant something else 😭

baking (and farming?)

I’d say I make really good pancakes (crepes to be specific) but that’s my Mum’s superpower and hasn’t developed for me yet

my time has come I’ve prepared myself for this for too long

Wont defeat everything-ever-ever, but id probably have sun powers!

I SPIT VENOM MOTHERFUCKERS >:DDDDD

my name is Jimmy

Im wild and I kin KEL from the hit game OMORI

Kindness :3

So do I just stay the same? I feel it’s more of a personality then a power.

I make people uncomfortable xD

Business on the letter m?

Idk can biz mean business

This has been playing nonstop in my head it had to be done

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

thank you, everyone

oh jeepers, if i'd known she'd be travelling around this much, i'd've given her her leash

make sure to hold on tight to her, okay?

:)

SAD WET BEAST

Poor bird :(

He needs a blanket

wild republic 🪶 european audubon birds 🪺

Birb

never in all of my years would i have expected to characterize a company’s rebrand as “actively hostile” and “potentially endangering lives” yet here we are

for context, that X sign is dangerously bright, directly faces an entire apartment complex, and to top it all off it fucking strobes

This is the sort of thing that emailing politicians in the area and institutes responsible for the livability and peace of a city is (I think, at least) very likely to get results, as the x sign is being investigated for compliance with city codes and ordinances already, from what I’ve last read.

It strobes?????

if you told shadow you're trans he'd ask you what that is and after you'd explain it to him he'd go "so say you've..."transitioned" to the ultimate version of yourself?.... i can respect that." and then he'd kick you in the face

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What is up, I have been out of town for a week, and now i’m back.

More Danganronpa text posts: https://thefourthvulpix.tumblr.com/tagged/text+posts

Tornado Wornado

god it feels like lately we have lost so much progress in terms of movies and tv and gaming actually remembering that people with photosensitivity conditions (epilepsy, migraine, etc) exist and that it’s SO FREAKING EASY to not include effects in your media that will send them straight to hell

we went from early 2000s “we are all petrified of another Pokémon Shock incident so let’s be nice to the people whose brains can’t handle the flashes” to “nearly every movie and tv show has a flashing lights warning crowdsourced on social media and games have been so emboldened to not give a fuck that we had a game with a literal seizure inducing machine built in”. I literally do not get to watch anything on launch day anymore unless I think it’s worth the extremely non zero chance of having up to a week of pain so bad it can make me faint.

what the absolute fuck happened??

I feel guilty for not specifying that I don’t actually have epilepsy. I do however have photosensitive migraine. War Stars episode 9 setting the entire climax on the lightning planet sent me to the dark room pain zone for an entire week and I almost had to go to the emergency room for it though, so I think I do deserve to be part of the “STOP PUTTING FLASHING LIGHTS EVERYWHERE” conversation.

Sorry about your migraines

I have epilepsy, stuff like this is so annoying literally all the video games I play have flashing lights, sucks.

the funniest thing about kakegurui is actually how different characters react to losing

yumeko - "aw, shucks. i had fun tho, let's do this again someday! :)"

mary - "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" [punches ground]

midari - the only scenario in which she actually loses is when yumeko stops playing

kaede - "ᵒʰ" [glasses break] [falls back in chair] [hair changes color] [entire worldview shatters] [he's a nihilist now]

Bro loses one card game and almost dies

dont ask me why i rushed to make this as soon as i heard this damn sound on tik tok

Your daily dose of cat memes

Hello Carl :)

Grocery list

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told my manager today that i wish i had a shirt that said “i love vaccines, autism, and abortions” to wear to work (we have a big conservative clientele) and immediately she said “i can make one for you. does your partner want one? i want one too. we can get staff shirts.”

i’ve never felt happier in a workplace

guys….. it’s here

Your manager is amazing.

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

cat sitting on a pile of super mario bros for the ds in a bathtub

Amazing

beautifully said. 💜

original

I love a good bird wunk

Birb :)

ayano after getting her ass handed to her by the delinquents 🥰🥰