me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.

me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”

me writing action: room go boom

me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope

The holy trinity of writing

Vibe goals.

“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”

“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀

Lmaoo

I am in tears. I love him.

“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”

“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

I’m having death over here.

Not the “blammy” 😭😭

REBLOGGING EVERY TIME

Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂

My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍

I’m dying breh

Lmfaooooooooo

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP

Rebloging with the playlist.

as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist

If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!

homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af

Ain’t gonna lie

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slope point, the southernmost tip on new zealand’s south island, is hit with such persistently violent northern antarctic winds that trees grow in the windward direction. (click pic or link for credit x, x, x, x, x, x)