Finally making an actual commission post wooo! The prices are just an estimate based on the time it takes me to usually complete that type of drawing, so they can vary based on complexity :)
eu citizens whenever the newest thing isn't immediately available:
Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.
This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.
Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything
"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.
taking a break from artfight stuff to draw your own problematic blorbos hashtag self care etc
#oc#original character#illustration#johann tyto#lushifel sol mcallister#you walk in on me drawing this and do a 180 turn but before you can reach the door i make you watch that one scene from vox machina#you know the one. if you don't. i'll say vampire hypnotism and that's it /j#i've also been thinking about making a tag for just my own at like lytorikart or some shit for like. search purposes.#however. god i'd have to go through my posts and slap that on everything.#i used to do 'my art' but i think that doesn't work bc other people also use that for their art so it doesn't filter those out???#i also tag everything as 'illustration' or 'sketch' but that's also very universal AMSHHDNDMS#anyway sorry for rambling on this piece specifically i'm just thinkin about it
Zenos yae Galvus
I'm tired of this human duet
No civilizing hides
Our animal impulses
finally posts my artfight thing now that I'm mostly done with the pieces i wanted to do. anyway i'm on artfight!!
gay sex won’t fix this. it’ll probably make this worse. that being said don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?
✅ tortured by Voices
✅ cursed by god
✅ small waist
✅ criminal record
✅ died once
Diagnosis: babygirl
Calling Tabby to save your ass is apparently the correct option 80% of the time, and every time it gets funnier.
You could be fighting Satan himself. This wet cat of a woman would pull up with a shotgun no questions asked, call everyone in the room poor, shoot the devil in the face, and then refuse to process a single emotion about it for the rest of the day.
Anti-horror protagonist. Love her. This game will definitely use that to hurt me later and I’m profoundly not ready for it.
looks at you
looks at you
@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
"summer is the worst" "no winter is!!!" actually both are. down with Big Temperature. spring and autumn for the win
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
And I brought you a picture with Quaestor Valdemar.
To the fans of the Courtiers: "Hey."
Everyone else, please accept my condolences.
If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.
ok the dumb little story turned into a lot of work why does this always happen