I think it’d be a good idea to let people from the Middle Ages use tumblr
anti vaxxers
look into my eyes and tell me a person from the Middle Ages who lost 3 kids by the time they are 25 and coughs up blood every now and then would be against a vial with a heaven-sent potion that can protect you from the demons that plague the Earth with just one small prick. look into my eyes and lie to me
Finally I can use this.
They would love vaccines.
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler selling Pride merch
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler selling new genders
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler splashing stripes of paint onto cheap white flags and trying to sell them at a premium because they’re new, exclusive genders, made only 5 minutes ago by a gay council on a mountain somewhere
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler offering to sell portions of his own gender in a time-share type situation to people who can’t afford a whole gender
Harrowhark Nonagesimus is a Necromancer! This is treated as a science within the TLT franchise.
Mercymorn The First is a Cryogenicist, and later an Anatomist! Why you should vote for each contestant:
I know technically caff is just supposed to be star wars coffee but it makes soooooo much more sense for it just to be energy drinks
think about it. coffee? hard to get in space. perishable. even those instant pods don’t last forever. energy drinks? easy. you can source all those chemicals right from the spexhaust pipe (space exhaust pipe)
AU where everything is the same except Lal survives and we never think about the implications of this ever.
Have any of the witches from Discworld been submitted? I don't know if I could do them justice in terms of propaganda.
There have been 2 different witches from Discworld submitted (maybe 3? Is Sam Vimes a witch?)
Accidentally setting off a rigorous philosophical debate about a character I know nothing about
#a favorite debate! #the answer is: sam vimes is botanically not a witch (he's a copper) #but culinarily yes he's a witch (and also a copper) (via @tanoraqui)
@lytefoot Thought you might appreciate this.
[ID: Sketches of Pyrrha Dve from the Locked Tomb. She is a Tongan woman with medium brown skin, freckles, green eyes, and short wavy gray hair. From left to right: Pyrrha sitting in a wide stance, leaning on a staff. She smiles in profile. She wears a white Cohort jacket and pants and red undershirt. There are pips at her collar, red ribbons around the sleeves, and a brown belt and boots. To the right, there is a drawing of Pyrrha as Gideon Prime smiling and saying, “…that mad sweetheart Matthias…” Gideon Nav as Harrow frowns at her and thinks, “WTF.” Below, Pyrrha wears sunglasses and smokes. In the next drawing, she wears a white low cut shirt and brown pants. There are sunglasses hooked on the shirt collar. She holds a spear with a red ribbon around it. Above, there is a sketch of Pyrrha thrusting a spear. End ID]
thinking about how pyrrha’s eyes are “tender green”………….
You're a Warlock. But instead of drawing power from a higher being, people can choose to donate a portion of their magical power to you. In exchange, they can scry on your adventures and can send telepathic messages to you, as well as make requests. It can get annoying, but you make it work.
I screwed up. I didn't think that using an ancient language on a piece of tumblr merch was necessary but I forgot what site I was on :) . This is tumblr, of course it has to be in linguistically accurate cuneiform. I went and hired an expert on Ancient Semitic Languages and Cultures. There aren't as many as you'd think that are willing to translate text for an internet gag so I'm so happy I found Paul.
Notes on the translation from the translator:
I used the ventive suffix on the imperative "give (rib+am)" which is a special feature of Akkadian that indicates the motion of direction. It makes it a little bit more authentic. The longer version actually includes the words "to me (ana iasim)", but a typical Akkadian speaker probably wouldn't have needed to say that.
Also, for the word "money" I used the Sumerian (KUG.BABBAR) instead of spelling out the Akkadian, because that was a common feature in Akkadian scribal writing. For the font I was happily surprised that Google has a Cuniform font, so not only is it correct but it looks pretty neat too. Right now you can buy both versions in the shop but cuniform version won't ship for a week or so as I have to order new stock with the new design.
Now, THIS is worth paying attention to.
We are the Pride Knights, and this is our battle cry No enemy can shake us, as hard as they can try There’s a fire in our eyes that no hatred can kill A passion in our hearts that’s as strong as our will To our fellow queers who fight their battles on their own We promise to fight with you, you are never alone To our fellow queers who have fallen with the pain We thank you for your courage, your fight is not in vain We are defenders of the right to be proud of who you are To love who you love and to accept every scar We are your knights, protectors of our pride Together we stand, together we ride
LIMITED EDITION: The Pride Knights Playing Cards are now officially available for pre-order in our store until June 30, 2023!
These are GORGEOUS. Ordered with the force of a thousand suns.
Guys! I wish I could order the whole giant pack they have! These are gorgeous and amazing! I will have at least one set lol.
We're nearing the final countdown, and we're so happy to show off this gorgeous charm by the incredible @a-ppleh!
If you're eager to get it, preorders open in 3 DAYS on June 5th! We hope you're as excited as we are!
I know ppl go wild for king/knight and king/jester relationship dynamics on this website but I do want to pitch: knight/jester. Loyal warrior who's not been known to suffer fools and the fool who wants nothing more than to be suffered by them, working under the same leige. Think about it and get back to me
