Alyssa

“how’s life going?”

me:

Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess

@clonesome @rowdyhooliganism @mauriel676 @happily-morgan

The code switch here is horrifying. Lmao I love it.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMFAOO

This shit has me dying still

do you ever see something so beautiful, so inspiring, that you have to drop everything and try to create something in its likeness

Bird Box memes are the best but Sandra Bullock replying to them are even better:

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

His face before he slams it

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

He destroyed it

The ending they are so in love!

Oshit

:D

insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

oh my god

this. this is art.

Trust me. I’m a mom.

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?

Awwwww

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

I love Gordon.

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

😩😩😩😭😩😭😭

Damn it guys!!!

Now idk why I clicked on this again I done seen this a million times and I do the same shit everytime 😩

So.

Happy 11th birthday to none pizza with left beef

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship