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@lyriclesssong

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The most annoying thing ever is when someone clearly wants to be mean but they’re a coward so instead of just being mean they try to intellectualize their cruelty, like “it’s actually a GOOD thing for cringy kids to get bullied, plus they like this anime which is problematic so that makes them problematic so it’s fine to dogpile them and share around a video of them at their middle school in cosplay, this is good for them, this makes sense”

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Anonymous asked:

Thinking about the time I felt so clever by tricking the “tooth fairy” because I put a popcorn kernel under my pillow, rather than the tooth I had lost, and that “ tooth fairy”, had taken it  and then I literally told my mom about it and she looked so shocked… like girl how did you not realize that it wasn’t a tooth it was a popcorn kernel like how orange did you think my teeth were???

Is this actually true

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I’m going to get you into the alley and push you into the well with the othered

IM going to get YOU into the alley and push you into the well with the othered 😡😡😡😡😡

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Anonymous asked:

I used to say wow look at Santa but now I know Santa is a ghost of who he was

Thanks for this king

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cats know how to lie i know this they’ll like fake injuries to avoid getting in fights with other cats but MY cat Rusty knows how to lie bc he was just sitting on the back of my chair and i have wet hair rn he Loves wet hair. and so he keeps. licking my hair. and every time i turn to look at him he goes to lick his chest. like he’s pretending that licking me was an accident

he did not want to sit still for me to take his picture but here he is. he loves wet hair and he loves lying

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pharmdup

I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA.

PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesn’t mean you’re allowed to leave your shit all over the place. Clean up after yourself and teach your kids to do the same.

[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by Tina Vasquez that reads: “My dad, who is a janitor, told me the holiday season is very hard on him because people have office parties & don’t clean up after themselves, which doubles his work. So, PSA: Don’t be an asshole. If you have an office party, clean up after. Shit doesn’t magically clean itself.” End ID.]

Don’t make other people’s lives harder on purpose

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sl-walker

As a custodian, yes, please.

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gladfang

idk if anyone actually watches the tryguys or kept up with them at all apart from the ned drama but i think everyone should know that post-firing to keep the content they otherwise would have lost due to ned being in it they’ve editted him to be a pink cgi elephant

also the way they cropped the heads out during the judging stage means you can see ned’s wearing a shirt that says ‘i love bad ideas’

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clown-owo
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I really truly feel like the hatred people have for Harold styles all of a sudden is another case of “well I can’t just say I don’t like something, I have to come up with a convoluted woke sounding reason why it’s Bad that I can use to make myself sound smart and correct”. Like ffs do y’all ever get tired of performing cynicism for no one.

And I don’t even like Harry styles!!!! I’ve never listened to his music, ever in my life! I could not care less. I just get sooooo tired of “well he’s only trying to trick people into thinking he’s gnc so he can sell more music, and I know that bc his outfits are ugly” like please just learn to say “I don’t really like his style” instead, I promise you it does not matter and he’d definitely be making bank off his music ugly dresses or no. Let men wear ugly dresses ffs.

And I know I’m like the only person in the world who cares this much and I’ll probably delete this tomorrow when I’m less annoyed, but it just gets to me, like this weird obsession with calling him out for being “performatively” gnc- as if he is not a performer for a living, as if gender is not a performance, as if literally everything that celebrities do in the public eye is not a performance, as if every other celebrity is earnestly making choices about their fashion and gender expression for themselves and no one else and they’re all totally genuine(and like hot take but what exactly is the problem with being performatively gnc? If some guy wants to put a dress on just onstage that’s cool, if some guy wants to wear a dress every day to work that’s cool too, both are cool. Neither one is harmful. It’s just dresses, not life or death)

And people saying “he’s done nothing for gnc/queer people!” Like, okay? Maybe he’s just trying to sing his dumb little songs in a feather boa, ever think of that?

Like, hate whatever you want, criticize Harry styles until the cows come home, just for the love of god be honest. If you don’t like him bc you think his clothes are ugly, just say that. If you don’t like him bc you feel that he’s made problematic comments, then yes, I agree with you! If you don’t like him bc you think he’s stupid, it’s like, yeah, he is stupid, just fuckin say that. You don’t have to imagine a whole conspiracy wherein some British guy is trying to “trick” you into thinking he likes to wear pink more than he actually does to justify not liking him.

Anyway. I’m glad I’m not popular online so I can post my unnecessary rants/unpopular opinions but I am probably gonna delete this whenever I remember tomorrow, I’m just tired of the “everything I don’t like is actually evil and I need to prove it” mentality. I don’t like Harry styles but it’s not for a “good” reason I just don’t find him interesting. That’s allowed

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I really truly feel like the hatred people have for Harold styles all of a sudden is another case of “well I can’t just say I don’t like something, I have to come up with a convoluted woke sounding reason why it’s Bad that I can use to make myself sound smart and correct”. Like ffs do y’all ever get tired of performing cynicism for no one.

And I don’t even like Harry styles!!!! I’ve never listened to his music, ever in my life! I could not care less. I just get sooooo tired of “well he’s only trying to trick people into thinking he’s gnc so he can sell more music, and I know that bc his outfits are ugly” like please just learn to say “I don’t really like his style” instead, I promise you it does not matter and he’d definitely be making bank off his music ugly dresses or no. Let men wear ugly dresses ffs.