I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context
Peak comedy right here
Standing at the top of the stair well wearing my bunk mates clothes to scare him at the abandoned factory sleepover after our scary "Clone vat" movie watch party but I forgot he put a curse on his clothing to act like puppies when ever they see him so they rip themselves off my body and bound down the stairs to greet him and start barking and im just naked at the top of the stairs and afraiud and embarased and but instead of being angry he steps up to me and stwrts to. .. .... we start kissinf
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
Water Snake from Team Fortress 2
this isn’t low poly
Isn't this the highest poly model in the entire game?
yes it is by miles
whenever my program freezes
[Image ID: A blurry image of Linus from Sharkboy and Lavagirl with text reading: "Task Manager / Kill Him" in all caps. End ID.]
Jesus Christ returning from the dead: "You know what's weird? Drunk driving gets you into Valhalla. It's a huge problem tbh, they're trying to fix it."
what’s your favorite part about being a tumblr user?
Informing the world that you use Tumblr. It’s my best “putting your money where your mouth is” joke.
nice shoelaces!
Thanks! I stole them from a man
What is this man’s occupation?
Oracle of Delphi
link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me
he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it
Anonymous asked:
Which White People Expedition Diaries have you been reading? That subgenre is one I've always enjoyed but for understandable reasons (ie the racism) they're pretty thin on the ground these days
Oh I'm reading the historical ones like the Burke and Wills expedition notes and they're racist as fuck. I think it's funny when colonizers die of shit your brains out and get eaten by rats disease.
It's worse. They brought camels.
"Wouldn't camels be a great idea? It's the Australian outback! That's like the Sahara right?"
Wrong.
Camels are extremophiles. They're very very good at traversing dune seas like the Sahara. The Burke expedition was not traveling over mesa steppe or open desert, most of it followed the paths of mud basin rivers. Camels are not agile creatures. They rapidly became bogged down in the muddy, uneven terrain, and lost the expedition a massive amount of time. Additionally, the route was capped off by two treks through mountainous jungle.
A better choice here would have been the humble mule.
I am socially anxious but for some reason I got a boost of confidence and talked to a girl with a lesbian pin.
We got along well and I asked her if she wanted to get to know each other more since like, she's gay and I'm gay and we can see where it goes, and she said: "Oh I'm not gay, I just really liked the colors".
So anyways I'm never talking to girls again.
NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite
every single person who uses “nonbinary” as a stand-in for “people i consider to be women” needs to do some work on themselves, no matter their gender, sexuality, or any other marginalization