I’ve found some good bots. They can be slightly repetitive but they’re fun. I found Tsukki 🥰

this is absolutely what jay looks like during an argument versus asking for forgiveness and i love him so much. 😭

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Sucks when someone you used to like turns out to be an awful person and people were telling WWE management to get rid of Charly

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Sucks when someone you used to like turns out to be an awful person and people were telling WWE management to get rid of Charly

if a man catcalls or gets too threatening to you around dick or tim, they just shoot him a look or a harsh word and do anything it takes to make you feel better.

if a man catcalls or gets too threatening to you around jason, that man goes missing and jason comes home completely calm with red marks on the bottom of his boots talkin’ bout “so what do you want for dinner, babe?”

Tease your way into forgetting your problems U_U

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jason todd is the living embodiment of that one tiktok that goes

bf, as a prank: bitch, what’s for dinner?!

gf, quiet and nervous: ….grilled cheese 🥺

bf: ….

bf: 😕

bf: hey baby, look at me. if i ever speak to you like that for real you’d better beat the shit out of me, understand?

bf: *is immediately soft and comforting*

YAS RICOCHET DESTROY HIM

Started A Joke

Aesthetic by @ravenclaw-seeker

Summary: Psychologist Brian O'Connor falls in love and changes for supervillain Dominic Toretto also known as The Joker.

Tag squad: @atiny-angel @swifteforeverandalways @greek-freak101 @katries @axelwolf8109 @epickiya722 @the-iridescent-phoenix @ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness @lynsrosegarden @bamfbuddie

"Oh, I always look forward to these meetings of ours Bri" Dominic Toretto leered with lust at his therapist Brian O'Connor

The blond laughed nervously and brushed away a none existent strand of hair. "I don't think we're aloud to enjoy this"

Dom growled a bit. "I need a favor" "I can't do much" "Oh come on Brian, anything for me?" Brian was so infatuated with him, he bit his lip and nodded. "I can try"

"I need a machine gun" "A machine gun?" Brian deadpanned back in minor disbelief.

Dom cackled a bit. "I mean...I can try"

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"Let me go!" Brian cried as he was dropped onto a table. "What do we have here?" Dom leaned over him. "What are you doing? I helped you!" Brian whimpered.

"Helped me?! You got into my mind and pulled out every memory I had!" Dom shouted. "What're you gonna do?" Brian goaded him a bit. "Are you gonna kill me?"

"Oh I'm not going to kill you, I'm just gonna hurt you, really. Really. Bad"

Pain. That was all Brian felt, right on both sides of his temple.

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"You're not leaving me again!" Brian didn't care he stole and crashed a motorcycle to get to Dom. "If you weren't crazy, I'd think you were insane!" The older man shouted.

"I gave up everything for you! I even forgave you for this!" Brian grabbed at his head. "I gave myself to you and you just threw me out"

"You were just a escape" Dom said coldly. Brian pulled out a gun. The Joker was unimpressed. "A gun doesn't scare you but my heart does" Brian said tearfully.

"I'm not telling you again Doc, go away" "Please, I'll do anything for you!"

Dom turned around. "Anything?"

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"This" Dom held out his arms and breathed in the chemicals. "Is where I was truly born"

Brian looked around, Dom grabbing his head and forcing the attention back to him. "Would you die for me?" "Yes" Brian said immediately.

"No, that's too easy. Would you live for me?" Brian hesitated for only a second. "Yes"

Dom guided him to a railing and gestured. Brian fell backwards into the vat of chemicals. Dom wanted to leave, Dom should have left. But instead he tore his coat off with a growl and dove after him.

The Joker swam with his Harlequin to the surface, Brian took a gasp of air. His Joker saved him. He did love him. The pair kissing passionately in the vat, Dom laughing manically.

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"We're all happy to see you back Dom" Vince sat down, Leon in all his half burnt glory and Jesse nodded. Dom wasn't paying attention, watching Brian dance with a random guy, almost everyone staring at him.

"Who's the kid?" "Brian O'Connor, he got me out of Arkham, I want all of you to treat him as you would treat me" Dom growled before whistling. "Puddin" Brian purred before laughing manically

Dom rather roughly pulled him onto his lap. Vince made a look that did not go unnoticed by anyone in the room.

"Got a problem?" Dom raised a dyed green eyebrow. "He looks like a whore" Brian pouted before laughing again. "You're so fucked!" He rolled over and laughed more.

"I didn't mean it like that, he looks like Letty except with no plants" More laughter, Leon smirked a bit.

"Can I kill him Puddin? Can I?" Brian begged. Dom raised his hand and Brian quieted down. "He deserves it" He pouted again.

"Leon, heads I let Bri have at it, tails he gets one more chance" "Two Face is gonna get ya!"

A coin flew in the air. "Tails" Leon said, so uninterested. Brian stuck his tongue out and curled into Dom's side again.

"He's crazier than me" Dom gripped Brian's face to look at him.

Brian cackled. "So what now, your partner in crime is fucking fruit loop?"

"We rule over this fucking town"

Is this what it’s like to be 30? Hellacious cough and no sleep in 2 days?

Update: Finally got sleep (like 9 hrs) but still have the cough. Throat starts to feel itchy and hard to breathe after coughing fit. Took temp and it’s 99.1 so yeah

Update 2: At urgent care trying to figure out what it is. ✌🏻

Update 3: Not COVID. Prob just a viral thing or Tennessee/Georgia climate.

Is this what it’s like to be 30? Hellacious cough and no sleep in 2 days?

Update: Finally got sleep (like 9 hrs) but still have the cough. Throat starts to feel itchy and hard to breathe after coughing fit. Took temp and it’s 99.1 so yeah

Update 2: At urgent care trying to figure out what it is. ✌🏻

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What the eff, my fuckin retail job pays more than that....

PAY YOUR WRITERS A DECENT WAGE

Cake makes everything better.

This is actually a redraw of an old comic that I drew about a year and a half ago. The old comic was posted on an account of mine that no longer exists, so here it is again if you wanted to see it.

Solidarity Summer is well and truly ramping up. AS IT FUCKING SHOULD.

And another one! 📢

Barnes and Noble booksellers are working on forming a union as well! 

https://www.reddit.com/r/union/comments/rwczci/barnes_noble_workers_want_union/

Their flagship store and New York has unionized along with 3-4 other stores! This is happening! People are tired of being seen as dollar signs and being made to work just to get to work more, to survive instead of thrive. Keep it UP. 

Shut. It. All. Down.

Mirage wants to try some of those tender, loving head touches Charlie and Bee do all the time. He's a little too enthusiastic. 

JJK CHARACTERS AS FUNNY TWEETS !!

feat. gojo , geto , itadori , megumi , nobara , sukuna, & toji

˗ˏˋ ITADORI + MEGUMI ´ˎ˗

˗ˏˋ NOBARA ´ˎ˗

˗ˏˋGOJO ´ˎ˗

˗ˏˋGETO ´ˎ˗

˗ˏˋ SUKUNA + TOJI ´ˎ˗

life was easier when i did not care about 2D men. my nails are digging into the door to remain hinged and the wood has been splintering at an alarming rate. goodnight.

y… you had a life where you didn’t obsess over 2D men???

Yo same. I literally can’t remember a time where I DIDN’T obsess over 2D men

always on shouto duty