wereralph
women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)
MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts
No, we have hairy, pudgy bellies
no you don’t understand thats WHY you need to crop your shirts
transmasc bears. you agree. reblog
Hyrule Castle Town and Kakariko Village residents drinking river water that had to flow underneath King Zora’s ass, taint, and nutsack
being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real
I’ll admit, I’m going to miss the little wizard guy. However I do like this thing where they completely change their logo randomly every few months.
I’ve started a collection:
We have entered the era of Black woman Grindr
The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time
Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King
This is my new favorite compliment
K.A. Applegate, author of the Animorphs, Revenants, and Evermore book series:
“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you
tloaqve-deactivated20210316
“if you can’t brush your teeth that’s fine uwu one step at a time” posts are supportive and that’s great but I’m about to have a 4.4k$ dental bill because I wasn’t taking care of my teeth when I was super depressed so uhh brush your fuckin teeth
tloaqve
the reason I bring up those posts is because every time I saw one I felt less and less bad about not brushing them and when my teeth actually started causing problems it made my MH worse because I was having horrible anxiety about my teeth getting worse and now I’m facing procedures that will probably be pretty painful and will definitely be expensive so I kinda got some beef with the anti-recovery culture on this site
switch up the language a little.
didn’t brush your teeth this morning? forgive your past self and do it now!
woke up at 3am and realize you didn’t brush your teeth before bed? 11pm you was tired, forgive yourself, and just do it now!
“it’s okay” DOES lose helpfulness when you forget that it’s supposed to mean “don’t beat yourself up about mistakes, and don’t let it keep you from doing something different.”
present you and future you don’t have to suffer just bc past you slipped. past you was going through it. give them a break. but, please, don’t let that stop you from doing something different. 11pm wants 3am you to feel better, even if they couldn’t make it happen.
