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“Give us one good reason.”
“I’ll give you the best reason: because we’re friends. Look, I know we razz each other all the time… but as the years go by, you’re gonna realise just how much this friendship… this time in our lives… means to all of us. ‘Cause I swear to you— it means the world to me.”
If you're a lantern you have no choice but to eat it, it's practically the law
If you go on a camping trip he WILL bring it as his only food source
It's so integral to who he is that he cooks it in the afterlife, it appears in dream sequences, and transcends the multiverse.
For over 50 years he's been cooking it for his family, or with them.
Especially for Dinah and Hal
and of course to celebrate a getting a good grade in being Robin Hood, something both normal to want and possible to achieve.
PERFECT FOR ALL OCCASIONS! ARE YOU A MALNOURISHED VILLAIN? CHILI! DETOXING? CHILI!! MID SEX MARATHON? CHILI!!!!! FRAMED FOR MURDER? CHILI!!!
YOU BETTER LIKE IT, ITS ALL HE FUCKING KNOWS HOW TO COOK
please like it. and be nice about it. or no more chili for you.
I decided to print out a few more of my favourite art works on fancy photo paper and I would now highly recommend doing this to anyone who works digitally! Whenever I look at my art on a screen I just think about everything wrong with it but seeing them all in person I’m like LOOK! I made that!!! I drew that with my own hand!!!!!!
Green Arrow (1987) #10
There's like 4000 joke posts about batfam members committing tax fraud and Oliver Queen is out here putting his money where his mouth is and doing it and getting blackmailed in canon for it 😂
Dinah sketch, don’t think I’m gonna finish it so here it is
they’re dating in this one also
B&W minicomic
Back on my batboostle agenda (ted really not pulling his weight in the child department but that’s all part of The Story)
Wake up babe new ship just dropped
I’ve gotten so into the idea of batbooster and thinking about it so much that I genuinely forgot it’s not even a rare ship, it’s just straight up not a ship at all
they got arrested for tax evasion
Just to be clear if you ever see me refer to boostle as Jaimes parents I don’t mean it in a found family/adopted parents kinda way, I mean it in a wildly incompetent and neurotic drag moms who didn’t find out about their illegitimate drag baby until he had already surpassed them in every sense kinda way
i take a hammer and FIX the writing
i take a bigger hammer and continue to fix the writing
Guess what just arrived yesterday!
hm.
At least Ollie’s looking nice and dad shaped (Izaakses art is so damn pretty)
Cute
I honestly get so fucking mad when people act like Bruce’s no-killing rule and iron conviction that everybody can get better is something dumb. Like why does everybody hate kind characters so much?? What’s wrong with being a good person? It’s not stupid or childish or naïve, and in a cruel world, it takes one heck of a lot of courage to be kind.
I fully get people being annoying that That GuyTM is still running around. But first of all, let’s be honest the reason for that is money. He’s popular, he sells books, he’s never ever under any circumstances going to get a permadeath (unfortunately). So if bats did kill him it would just become a whack-a-mole situation, where he keeps killing the guy, wacky scifi ensues, guys back, bats kills him again, rinse and repeat. Forever. It would get boring and stale really quickly.
But secondly, even if we agreed that the joker deserves to die (which y’all only do because you know that metacontextually he cannot and will not be reformed, something which in canon they cannot be certain of). Batman has ZERO obligation to carry out that execution. The idea that not only “Death Penalty = Good”, but also “therefore not wanting to be the executioner, or trying to prevent the execution from happening right in front of you is morally bankrupt” is, to put it mildly, fucked. If Bruce doesn’t wanna kill or watch someone be killed he doesn’t have to, end of. There is nothing morally wrong with not wanting anyone to die.
This has nothing to do with anything I post on here, but I’ve been seeing a lot of TikTok’s recently that say “your colleagues are not your friends! Don’t trust them, don’t talk to them, just come into work and do your job. Never fraternise with the enemy* (*your colleagues)” and like… babe, you sound like a corporate plant. You might as well be saying “don’t unionise, unions are for losers and idiots. Just do as your told and trust me* (*definitely not three upper management stooges in a trench coat) and everything will be great!”
