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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.

Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.

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Anonymous asked:

Anon comparing pro-life to Clark being Kon's dad is WILD. I don't see them as father/son particularly, but like... It's not like Clark's being forced to carry and care for a baby. Kon was born a whole ass teenager. If anything the dad/son vibe would be closer to, say, Oliver and Roy

Very true, it’s completely missing the point of the pro-choice movement which is not ‘no one should be forced into parenthood’ but rather ‘no one should be forced to give up their bodily autonomy to carry a child’. Let’s not forget most pro-lifers do (at least on paper) support adoption.

For my part Clark is responsible for Kon in the way he’s responsible for Kara. Which is to say he’s not required to raise a child he doesn’t want to raise but he is the only adult in existence who’s related to this child and thus responsible for making sure they end up in a good home.

And when I say ‘Clark is Kons dad’ I mean it in the way that Bruce is Damian’s dad regardless of whether or not Bruce chose to take him in. Both were test tube babies and both were children created from the DNA of two adults (aka their child). Also why do people insist Clark is Kons brother but no one ever says Lex is Kons brother?

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Anonymous asked:

The "Clark is Kon's dad" group has the same vibes as the pro-life group. Let's force parenthood on more people.

When did I say he should parent Kon?