So I just finished Inigo's quests and I brought all my followers along. Now I can't stop thinking about it-

Langley: I am your friend, Inigo

Inigo, referring to the ldb: I already have the only friend I need.

Lucien, offended:

Langley: Oh. I didn't realize you were... an item

Kaidan, harboring secret feelings for the ldb:

Langley: I continued to track you for years...

Lucien:

Langley: All this moron can do is collect eggs!

Kaidan being protective even though he knows full well the ldb could shout Langley off the mountain:

The ldb ranting, balancing halfway up a tree: I don't fucking trust this dude, guys. He's being a real pain in the ass, and what in Talos' name does he need this many eggs for-

Serana, who's only here because the ldb was supposed to take her to find Auriel's Bow:

https://www.irs.gov/charities-non-profits/irs-complaint-process-tax-exempt-organizations

3. Nature of violation

to simplify: churches are forbidden to promote specific political parties or candidates, in order to maintain tax-exempt status.  no religious institution is allowed to make explicit political statements, including “this party is bad,” “this party is good,” “you should vote for x,” “you should not vote for x,” or “let’s raise money for x political party or campaign.”  all of those things are super illegal!  if they’re going to act as a political entity, they need to pay taxes like any other political entity!  report their asses!!!!

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL - REBLOG IT ….. REPEATEDLY

My American followers, please do your part

real monsterfucker energy right there, but also it’s so ROMANTIC AAAAA

An update to my three weed smoking boyfriends (yes they smoke weed)

would you still love the dragonborn if they were a worm

Yes I am totally focusing on my assignments

sometimes you listen to an orchestra and you’re like maybe the magic i stopped believing in when i was eleven does exist in some form

Are the hellcheerers (?) still alive?? Reblog if ur a real hellcheerer

Eddissy is THAT ship. It makes my brain go brrr.

Poor boy x rich girl? Nerd x jock? Prep x goth? Grumpy x sunshine? Smol x tol?

Forbidden love? Forced proximity?Opposites attract? Star crossed lovers?

Edit: I FORGOT THE BEST ONE! Good girl x bad boy

Eddie and Chrissy are *chefs kiss*.

they’re just having fun 🔥🔞

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

My bros deserve soup

And rb to give a trans woman a cup of hot chocolate.

reblog to give a nonbinary person a

GOT

DAMN

OYSTER

An Oyster soup perhaps ?

They deserve the best of the universe love and hope 💯🌈😌

observing shredded cheddar

I'm making myself sick over this

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

The hard truth about autism acceptance that a lot of people don't want to hear is that autism acceptance also inherently requires acceptance of people who are just weird.

And yes, I mean Those TM people. Middle schoolers who growl and bark and naruto run in the halls. Thirtysomethings who live with their parents. Furries. Fourteen-year-olds who identify as stargender and use neopronouns. Picky eaters. Adults in fandoms. People who talk weird. People who dress weird.

Because autistic people shouldn't have to disclose a medical diagnosis to you to avoid being mocked and ostracized for stuff that, at absolute worst, is annoying. Ruthlessly deriding people for this stuff then tacking on a "oh, but it's okay if they're autistic" does absolutely nothing to help autistic people! Especially when undiagnosed autistic people exist.

Like it or not, if you want to be an ally to autistic people, you're going to have to take the L and leave eccentric, weird people alone. Even if you don't know them to be autistic. You shouldn't be looking for Acceptable Reasons to be mean to people in the first place. Being respectful should be the default.

This reminds me of that global warming comic, like

A reminder that Amber Heard was literally caught on tape saying all of these things to Johnny Depp.

Justice for Johnny. Now.

amber stans are literally abuse apologists

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

Shoelace Voodoo

The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe

Oh! I’ll have to try this

oh my god. oh, oh my god. the wide forefoot one… oh my god bless you you beautiful hero

Ian’s Shoelace Site – https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ – is the page for all these lacing patterns and more.

He’s got specific lacing advice for skates and tall boots and there are decorative patterns and I recently relaced my skate shoes for both a wide forefoot and less friction on the laces so it’s easier to tighten and loosen them but he also has lace-locking patterns so that shoes stay exactly as tight as you laced them the first time and it is just a VERY GOOD website.

Like. I’ve been buying shoes the wrong size because it’s often hard to find wide shoes but the lacing pattern for a wide forefoot means that my big hobbit feet actually fit into the previously too-tight running shoes and sneakers I had.

“We came out here dressed in tshirts & doing hula hoops… they started gassing us. So we came back w/ respirators. They started shooting us. So we came back w/ vests… they started aiming for the head. So we showed up wearing helmets… now they call us terrorists. Who’s escalating this? It’s not us.” via @MauraBarrettNBC, featuring @MacSmiff

If the Feds keep this up the mothers in question will learn that being an anarchist who hates our country is not actually a bad thing.