netflix is vfd propaganda

idk looks fine to me

date of origin: 31st of may, 2013.

i remember when we dropped that little arrow going from the avatar to the post and people LOST THEIR MINDS

That can be number 1 on the list! Do you have any ideas for the other 9?

(1) Remember me fondly (2) curse the current social order (3) perform acts of unexpected good will (4) do something a little silly every once in a while (5) don’t send your kids to college (6) make the internet nicer (7) make the internet meaner (8) try to arrange my fate such that my personal demise is mysterious and leads to mythologizing (9) mysteriously die (10) mysteriously die

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

Creationist compromise theory:

The earth is only 6000 years old, but it used to be several million years older. Dinosaurs are real, but their purpose in creation was to eat all the time before 4000bce. By burning up fossil fuels we allow the time to travel up through the cracks in the vault of the heavens (stars) and reunite with God's light.

RARE BIRD SEEN FOR FIRST TIME IN 140 YEARS

Here’s some pictures - they’re so damn pretty!

[ID: Three pictures of a small, robust bodied bird standing on leaf litter on the forest floor. It has a glossy black body and tail, chestnut colored wings, yellow legs, red eyes, and a red beak. End ID]

@todaysbird​

welcome back 🥺

How could you not include the scientists reaction to the trail cam footage

so magical how there was no leadup to the release of gollum, no advertising no warning it just came out and was bad immediately.

this won't happen because the average age of tumblr users isn't 14 anymore but i really wish there was a fandom mass hysteria en par with the onceler thing where literally every person on this website becomes manically obsessed with one character from some random kids movie im talking fanart fic im talking the return of ask blogs ask-bango ask-dark-bango ask-swagngo ask-homestuck-bango and tumblr hq rushes to monetize on the avalanche of bango adjacent yet not copyrighted memes and references they release water bottles stickers t shirts sweatpants tea cozies stationery bathtubs a candle line but by the time the production process is complete on this cash cow bango is already cringe. no one is posting about him anymore he's a pariah he's in dnis he's been removed from everyone's kinlist so tumblr is just sitting on warehouses and warehouses of unsellable merch no one will touch it so they have no choice but to cram it all into one tall room scrooge mcduck style and that's when they cryogenically unfreeze david karp and they bring him to the room and he looks upon this landfill of bango merch and is forced to reckon with what's become of his legacy but he doesn't notice tumblr staff hq sneaking out the room behind him and they lock the door and they take the key and they melt it down and add to the batch being manufactured into a line of collector's spoons referencing the current popular meme (pygmy marmoset seinfeld)

the general population’s education of indigenous american cultures is literally painful like people walk around not knowing that native americans domesticated dogs and turkeys, that many communities had farms that stretched for hundreds of miles, that many communities had completely terraformed their territories, that there were native trade systems stretching across the continent, that there were native metalsmiths before european arrival, that most native people were multilingual etc

also fed up with peoples assumption that sedentary cultures were “more advanced”. like sure, they had technology that hunter gatherer cultures didn’t, but that’s because the hunter gatherer cultures didn’t need those technologies. hunter gatherer cultures have their own ways of doing things, and they do it that way because it works for them. like what if i called you less advanced because you don’t know how to make a serrated arrowhead, and you don’t know how to work a bow drill or an atlatl or a long bow.

1. A type of turtle called a Coastal plain cooter (Pseudemys floridana) is hit by a car near my apartment

2. The injured turtle is brought to my veterinary school for medical care while I am on rotation in the wildlife ward

3. The turtle is assigned to my classmate (not someone I know terribly well) as a patient

4. The turtle is treated for a minor shell fracture and my classmate spends two weeks taking care of the animal (in addition to a box turtle)

5. The turtle with the shell fracture recovers very well and is cleared for release into the wild, in a pond near where it was found

6. While birding at the pond some time later I see a turtle of this species out sunning itself and am excited to think it is my classmate’s former patient

7. Next time I see my classmate I say, at full volume in front of people, “hey I think I saw your cooter!”

SUCCESSION 1x06 // 4x10

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