‘you shouldn’t eat that it’s too fattening/full of calories’

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

imagine having money wow i just got chills

Water is tasteless, yet it tastes so good.

Dreaming awake. (via itcuddles)

*covers mouth and nose in selfie* ah yes now i’m beautiful 

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

I never scroll past this, my best friends are stunning

if you tried to scroll past this you’re not a good best friend