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nsfw artists vs tumblr

what the fuck

They removed the fucking sfw/nsfw toggle

Fuck this website

This is a Christian website now.

I’m salty asf XD

this is a booty appreciation zone

lovecraft and his cat n-…

nnnnn-…

ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat

what was his name

oh no

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

OH NO!

What was the cats name?

Oh

Oh dear.

It can’t be that bad.

Okay it was that bad

This saddens me

dog:

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

The Devil Game

by InfernalNightmare333

This is a set of instructions for how to speak with the Devil.

Which, as those of you with any sort of brains at all might note, is a patently moronic proposition on the face of it; one likely to culminate in any number of thoroughly unpleasant fates. Honestly, it would probably be smarter to publish your credit card number on Facebook, or take up a career in crocodile-wrestling.

But then, that isn’t going to stop you, is it? Not if you’re sincerely interested, at least. Technically, if you do everything just right, there’s a fair chance you’ll walk away scot-free; and that seems to be reason enough for some people to decide that it’s a good idea. Especially if you’re the fate-tempting, thrill-seeking, scare-junkie type. Or the desperate type.

Which brings me to a point of clarification I ought to make. This is NOT a manual for making any kind of Faustian bargain – you know, the whole sell-your-soul type of deal. Although if you happened to bring it up in conversation, he certainly wouldn’t be one to refuse. Following through with such a foolhardy bargain, however, would necessitate removing some the protections which you will put in place for your conversation, and I don’t think I need to spell out for you why that would be a BAD idea. If you’re really mathematically impaired enough to want to trade something that will last an infinite number of years for something that might last about 90 (tops), there are plenty of other rituals out there for you to follow. This one, if performed correctly, should only allow the two of you to talk.

This, perhaps, begs the question of WHY exactly you would want to speak with the Devil in the first place. (Maybe some of you just like the idea of making small talk with extremely dangerous occult entities, but for the sake of the human race I hope most of you aren’t quite that stupid.) Short answer is – he KNOWS things. Things that some of you may have a deep, vested interest in finding out. I mean, he’s not omniscient or anything – much as he might like to pretend otherwise, he’s not God – but he’s definitely got a supernatural advantage over the kind of knowledge any human would be able to obtain. For example, he probably wouldn’t be able to predict when the next World War will happen, or tell you the cure for cancer… but he could very well be able to predict the winning numbers of tomorrow’s $500 million Powerball drawing, or tell you what deadly, undiagnosed condition might be afflicting one of your loved ones.

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Probably one of my favorite creepypastas

I did a thing.

This is not cool !!!

No you guys. You are forgetting something

The boy is only just 15 ?????

So please don’t say ‘black man’, he is still a boy.

A 15yr old has to defend himself from grown adults… “I wish I was there” 😡😡👿

Lord I would have given them bitches the work to help him

This is Europe, shouldnt be surprised they treat POC esp black people like this. This is what white Eurpoeans do.

^^^ This is what white PEOPLE do

Talk shit get hit 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

He didn’t hit him until after he was forced to, until he threw him onto the tracks.

I’m so happy he whooped some ass

🎹 🎧 🐾 🌈

this video fucking rules and they can move

The ending XD he’s like “alright compose yourself your on duty”

Me: My favorite movies are romcoms disguised as superhero movies

Someone: Wh-

Me: