"It's a can of peaches, sir..."

date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars

If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

I just want all the people in the world to know and understand that Bruce Wayne, the Batman, the terror of Gotham, the Dark Knight

let his son

keep a COW

IN THE BATCAVE

DAMIAN JUST FUCKING SHOWS UP WITH A COW

HIS NAME IS BATCOW

BRUCE DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING BLINK

OR TELL DAMIAN HE CAN’T KEEP A FUCKING C O W IN THE BATCAVE

THEY HAVE A COW

BRUCE WAYNE’S HOME FOR WAYWARD ORPHANS, REFORMED ASSASSINS, AND FUCKING BARNYARD ANIMALS

what i understood from this scene

if bruce calls harley ‘harleen’ or if harley calls bruce ‘b-man’ in suicide squad my body will ascend into the sun and i will evaporate 

me: dc i love you………you fuck up sometimes but i still love you

marvel: what about us

me:

Concept: a small child whose imaginary friend is Superman. He talks to “Superman” all the time, completely unaware that Clark can in fact hear everything he’s saying. The child and associated adults are infinitely surprised when reply letters from Superman start appearing in their mailbox

#clark is just#goin about his business#fightin bad guys and smashing through walls#listening to this little kid tell him about school today and soccer practice and#how his mom is making spaghetti for dinner and does superman want to come??#one of these days he’s probably going to do it#hello it is I superman#I heard there was spaghetti?? 

the email bvs!bruce sends to diana is amazing because he types exactly like i imagine a 40 yr old dad to type. all caps. multiple enter key spaces between paragraphs. unnecessary question marks. probably thinks lol means lots of love. ‘DICK IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN????????

HAS JASON HAD BREAKFAST TODAY???????

WALK ACE LOL XX’

 #YOU DON’T KNOW YET DICK #U DON’T KNOW

lmao looking back on the scene where bruce and clark meet and lex interrupts is so much funnier when you know lex knows both their secret identities

‘wow bruce and clark!!! i love bringing bruceman and superclark together :)) wow isn’t clark’s handshake strong!! almost kryptonian haha :)) you wouldn’t want to fight this guy bruce hahaaaa! we should work together sometime bruce :)) maybe kill superman? my r&d is up to all sorts of no good :)) like killing superman haha love you god you kids keep me young’

*jason todd voice* bruce why are you blocking me on instagram is it because i posted a pic of my grave with the hashtag #throwbackthursday because it was just a joke bruce jesus christ have a sense of humor

fuck this picture

Whats your damage?

Its just a bunch of old people and then-

Nana Nana Nana Nana … Batman

Son of a bitch

Gal Gadot on the set of Batman v Superman

superman: *breathes*

lex: 

Batman v Superman: a summary

bonus:

team bonding