He didn't know he was starving
Crowley could have easily rented another flat but like the dramatic bitch he is he lives in his car with his little plants waiting for aziraphale to ask him to move in. Meanwhile aziraphale is living on another planet mentally where he is too busy creating Situations in which he gets to casually touch crowley. 6,000 years 1 brain cell bouncing around between these two
#Aziraphale didn’t know he was starving for Crowley’s love until he tasted him.
girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual
when your long term long distance low commitment casual boyfriend breaks up with you for a job promotion
the contrast of aziraphale telling crowley 'come back to Heaven we can be together' vs gabriel saying "wherever Beelzebub is, is my Heaven" I'm gonna be sick
if ur mad that aziraphale didn’t immediately fall to his knees and banish all those years of repression and heavenly devotion bc crowley admitted his feelings ur literally so boring. of course their six thousand year relationship of yearning and being little bitches to each other wouldn’t magically be perfect. of course azira would let himself enjoy the kiss for one moment, clutch crowley’s back, and admonish himself for thinking they could happy. that he could have what he always wanted. like babes pls remember who we’re dealing w here. enjoy the angst next season we’ll get to see aziraphale put his heart on the line and risk it all for love
“Good Omens Season 2 will be quiet, and gentle, and romantic.”
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This is getting out of hand
by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.
If I bumped into the love of my life while I was styled like this then I, too, would wait 4000 years and change my name to Anthony Janthony before making a move
