when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting
Made me think of this post
link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me
he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it
good. you do not deserve to have bird imagery
Tumblr has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing with their next mobile icon update
seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
my dads response could not have been better
important addition
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It's v funny when I block someone for being annoying and because they can't keep trying to argue and waste my time they just point at my age and go OLD PERSON BLOCKED ME to an audience of zero people
count your fucking days spotify